Mr. Michigan

Finally, Michigan football.

In Iran, converting from Islam to Christianity is treated as apostasy under Sharia law (applied via Article 167 of the Constitution, as it's not explicitly codified in the Penal Code). Adult males face the death penalty if they refuse to repent; females face life imprisonment (with possible flogging). Courts often charge converts under related offenses like "propaganda against the state" or "insulting Islam." Executions are rare, but arrests and long prison terms for converts have surged in recent years.

The only schools with vacated wins due to cheating in Big Ten Football History: Michigan State Ohio State Iowa

@UMSuperFriends @RedditCFB Integrity of the sport: gone

@RedditCFB Sad that teams can’t win ethically

The NCAA will vacate the results of the 13 games in which Cade McNamara played for Iowa. Brings their 2023 record to 6-4 (from 10-4), and 2024 record to 3-5 (from 8-5).

Bryce Underwood is starting to feel himself

@RulandBrickWall @Michellek4040 Has he ever worked with a 5 star no. 1 overall recruit talent like Bryce? Not to mention having a weapon like Andrew Marsh at WR, and a well established backfield of sure fire talent in Jordan Marshall. A strong addition in Savion Hiter, another 5 star talent.

LOL!! @MichiganFan1998 @Michellek4040 Let me help you familiarize yourself with your staff; the career highlights of your Individual Quarterback Coach. You should see if you can track down Jalen Davis, USU’s defensive back, Koy Jr has great timing with him.

@RulandBrickWall @UMichFootball @Michellek4040 A talented returning starter who has 13 games of experience under his belt. Finally has an individual quarterback coach.

Michigan fans, tell me about your QB situation this year. @MichiganFan1998 @UMichFootball @Michellek4040

Basketball success is cool, very fun to see for a deserving program. But it’s just not football. Football success is just in a different stratosphere. At least to me, personally.

@tedcruz Christ is king.

When they tell you who they are, believe them.

Kyle Whittingham says today that Savion Hiter is going to be special. Can already tell. Says QB Tommy Carr standing out as qb 2.

@TheeIslanddd @realMaalouf The “death to America” rallies in Dearborn, MI are concerning Their countries treat women like property. Their prophet was a pedophile. You think America treats gays poorly? Try being gay in a Muslim country.

@MichiganFan1998 @realMaalouf That doesn't make much sense. They don't assimilate the way you want them to but that's not required. They're educated, own business, raise families and work just like everyone. Crime rates is non existent here and they mind their own business. Why fuck with them?

No, it is NOT ‘racist’ to say you don’t want your country to become like this!

@TheeIslanddd @realMaalouf Islam is a religion of conquest. They aren’t looking to settle here and adopt the American western values we cherish. They’re here to change our culture into theirs.

@realMaalouf Why does everything seem to frighten white people?

@PineapplePinez @postcoldone @StevieJBets @SammyJReacts Murdering a baby isn’t bad…nice!

@MichiganFan1998 @postcoldone @StevieJBets @SammyJReacts Neither things are bad lmao

Might be the funniest scene in the entire show 😭

@PineapplePinez @postcoldone @StevieJBets @SammyJReacts She had an abortion and made out with a Teddy Bear

@postcoldone @StevieJBets @SammyJReacts ?? Shes like the only good person in the family 😭

@NickTrix2233 @saltydkdoug I didn’t know fans like these existed. Love both the series and the movies. Also Mark Wahlberg is awesome

@saltydkdoug Ted fanbase are trying to brainwash themselves any way possible for the Ted show to be a different timeline than the movies just cause mark wahlberg is in it, despite the show being a prequel to those movies

So I was just watching Ted (the movie) and I realized something: if you wanted to, you could just pretend the Ted show takes place in a different canon from the movies and John doesn't become Mark Wahlberg cuz his parents are completely different people with different names

@Macchiato_Punk The pronouns joke is the best part of the entire trailer

The pronouns joke is embarrassing but scary movie is an institution to me and I’m happy to see it back. Looks like it is taking a lot of exciting creative swings. Know how much Marlon has fought to be an ally and so I am surprised but trying to keep good faith. Brenda and Cindy!

“I will be watching the progressive state of the union tonight”

@AIM4GC @stoolpresidente Okay? This isn’t the flex you think it is. The goalie is part of the team.

@MichiganFan1998 @stoolpresidente Nah, your goalie. Thats all that mattered. Very lucky.

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