Lis

Honestly, just be a good person and mind your business

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

If you eat runny eggs and rare steak, there's no limit to what you won't eat and you could wake up someday and decide you want to chew us all too

Uber eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny af because i ain’t forget, i just came to my senses

When I’m on my 4th “that’s crazy” and the person is still talking

Me in a Teams meeting, waiting to say "Nothing From my side"

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

how i feel after deleting my story after my other personality saw it and didn't like it

April you dey go nau

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

Choosing peace instead of having one last conversation that won't change anything

When you finally hit your "this ain't worth my energy" era.

I hate the process of being a beginner at something I want to be good at everything right away

Me at work. Me at Home.

Im sick of the microsoft authenticator like who would be logging in to do my work? Tf 😭😭😭😭

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

how it feels to say "idk" to stuff u actually know but explaining takes efforts

when I return to work after the holidays and the building is still standing.

I finally hit my "this ain't worth my energy" era.