Nick Parlin

When someone's resolution is for someone to pluck their butt mole. #happynewyear

@kammer99 Poodles of noodles, wait, is it Poodles?

McDonalds at 12:30am taking forever

Landing from the chase plane

Witnessed a coworker bite the peel off a banana followed by a confusing reference to a pitbull smiling. #wtf #sloth #cubiclelife

When my mother can't figure out what show she's watching or what they're saying.....because it's in Spanish. #howdidisurvive

So much blah, make it go away.

I'm not sure how to use my Sunday afternoons now that football is over. #firstworldproblems

@davekerschner I took the liberty of creating a stick figure for you. Enjoy.

What do you do when your mother reads every spam email to you? #help me

I feel like I'm part of the movie #groundhogsday. I keep having the same conversations with the same people. It keeps repeating every hour.

Really wish lifetime movies didn't exist.

@JenParlinMusic Mercer holiday party. The long forks impressed her too.

@JenParlinMusic, Mom mistook kale dip for Chex mix. She was confused when attempting to take a handful. #somehowisurvivedchildhood

What's the point to the bullet hole stickers on the side of a vehicle? I don't get it.

Put my blinker on to go into a roundabout.....like I had a choice in which direction to go. #seniormoment

@davekerschner I read an article about the olympics that he was involved with. That's how I discovered his existence. Dick#

There's a man named Dick Pound. I now know who I was in my past life. Dick#

That moment when you realize your neighbor was watching you throw your mail on the driveway because there were #spiders in your mailbox