Stephen Bond

You know, one of these day I'll remember that I have a Twitter. And a Facebook. And a Snapchat. And Google+.

This is how it feels to worldbuild

CIA officer arriving at tesla HQ

now that we’ll be mired in AI garbage forever more the artistry that went into every part of this han solo song and scene for the star wars dance game makes it even more beautiful, even more precious

"Get out of here Dewey! We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this shit!"

The usual horde of Wikipedia editors rushing to edit "is" to "was" really let me down today

the quiet man (1952) / john ford

Movies that take place at roughly the same time

The most beautiful part of dining at Bob’s Big Boy was our waitress not knowing who died and why everyone was ordering shakes and when we showed her David Lynch’s picture she got so sad and said “Him? He was the nicest customer, came in and ordered the same thing everyday.” (1/2)

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

@abnormalstarr Even better, ask for an Arcana check in an otherwise perfectly innocuous place and watch them descend into their own personal Apocalypse Now for the next 3 hours

my favorite thing as a dm is asking my players what their passive perception is and then not explaining anything about it!

The Searchers (1956) dir. John Ford

not even close

[at a party, taking a drag off a cigarette:] Yeah, lately I've been listening to everything humanity's ever recorded in chronological order. So far I'm up to Marika Papagika

The Economist: how can we talk about extremely alarming political alliances between nuclear-ready autocracies that could signal the emergence of a powerful anti-US coalition in a way that the youths will care about? [intern thinks for a long minute, and then snaps his fingers:]