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FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WE GOT HIM! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours, the United States Military pulled off one of the most daring Search and Rescue Operations in U.S. History, for one of our incredible Crew Member Officers, who also happens to be a highly respected Colonel, and who I am thrilled to let you know is now SAFE and SOUND! This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran, being hunted down by our enemies, who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his Commander in Chief, Secretary of War, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and fellow War Fighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day, and diligently planning for his rescue. At my direction, the U.S. Military sent dozens of aircraft, armed with the most lethal weapons in the World, to retrieve him. He sustained injuries, but he will be just fine. This miraculous Search and Rescue Operation comes in addition to a successful rescue of another brave Pilot, yesterday, which we did not confirm, because we did not want to jeopardize our second rescue operation. This is the first time in military memory that two U.S. Pilots have been rescued, separately, deep in Enemy Territory. WE WILL NEVER LEAVE AN AMERICAN WARFIGHTER BEHIND! The fact that we were able to pull off both of these operations, without a SINGLE American killed, or even wounded, just proves once again, that we have achieved overwhelming Air Dominance and Superiority over the Iranian skies. This is a moment that ALL Americans, Republican, Democrat, and everyone else, should be proud of and united around. We truly have the best, most professional, and lethal Military in the History of the World. GOD BLESS AMERICA, GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, AND HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!

@cenkuygur What are you talking about Jesus a Jew roamed all over Palestine, it is 1000% Jewish land

Every problem in the Middle East and every war we’ve fought in the past 60 years are all about one thing - the occupation. It’s the cancer that’s causing all these problems. People are never going to accept the Israelis brutally occupying the Palestinians forever. And the Israelis are never going to let them go because they’re vicious. They don’t want peace, they want more land. And they’re dragging the world through the mud to get what they want. And mainstream media is their evil henchmen who never talk about the occupation and hide all of Israel’s crimes - and aggressively bully anyone who dares to point them out. The propaganda they’ve done is historic. Israel couldn’t have done all of these war crimes and continued the occupation without their partners in crime - American media.

@leogarnier Vaya duerma, por eso todo el mundo quiere migrar a un país socialista, en UK y en Canada están hartos de los servicios médicos deficientes, lo mismo en Costa Rica. 🌈🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨

Cuando el gobierno de la principal potencia mundial no puede resolver los problemas de salud, educación y cuido de su población, porque se dedica a promover guerras y hacer negocios.

@DylanLikesPie @AnaKasparian @rcarnold1 Sure buddy, Iran is definitely winning

@NoSoyBot__ @AnaKasparian @rcarnold1 Lmfao & they're getting their asses kicked my Iran. Our military is shit, it's too expensive & does not show any promising results for the American people. Just a bunch of dead children with blood on our hands. I'm ashamed to be an American. This isn't right & never will be.

At this point there is no use for the federal government. They just take from the working class and squander money on genocidal warmongers in Israel. Congress is also effectively useless. The only thing they seem to succeed in is slashing programs that benefit Americans, meaning the very programs WE PAY into.

@carranza_tovar @AnaKasparian @rcarnold1 "It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war" Wars are bad, but you need to be powerful enough to make sure no one wants to fuck with you.

@NoSoyBot__ @AnaKasparian @rcarnold1 Un ejército es la manera más estúpida de tirar dinero a la hora de usar su especialidad. Es la vergüenza de la humanidad las guerras y los ejércitos en operación.

@AnaKasparian @rcarnold1 You are naive if you think that the strength of our economy and overall well-being is not because of the military strength of the USA. The biggest asset of the USA is it's military, and thinking otherwise is plain foolish

@rcarnold1 Right. Stealing our money and spending it on wars for foreign countries is. No one needs that shit.

@StephenM First thing people do when they get their Green Card is buy a flight to get back to the Country they were fleeing!! And they come here seeking asylum is just to game the system.

Everyone involved in the asylum system knows and understands the claims are all fake: the aliens who make them, the free NGO lawyers who file them, the judges who hear them, the federal officers who process them. Everyone. Everyone knows the real reason these migrants come. Even a small amount of US welfare is 10x what they would earn in their home countries. If they have a “birthright” child it’s enough welfare to support their entire family back home for a lifetime. Entire foreign economies are sustained by US welfare remittances. It’s industrial-scale remittance farming.

For decades, Iran has targeted Americans and destabilized the world. Day One of Operation Epic Fury: the mission was clear. Tonight, President Trump addresses the nation. Let's go over it again. 👇

🚨 The White House just posted this gem!! LFG!

Picked up a pizza order. As I walked out, an elderly couple was getting out of their new Tesla Model Y. I said, “Beautiful car.” He said, “Thank you. It’s the best car I’ve ever owned.” I said, “Why?” He said, “You see me—I’m 78 and can barely walk, let alone drive. I’m taking my wife out for date night again after 52 years of marriage. We couldn’t do this with our old car. I didn’t buy this to save the planet. I bought it to save me.” 😢 All choked up, I said, “Thank you for sharing. You two go enjoy your dinner!” I see and hear this so often from elderly people buying Teslas, but it never gets old. Tesla is freedom🫶🏻

🚨BREAKING: President Trump signs executive order making mail-in voting secure by requiring: - DHS to create a list of US citizens with the help of SSA - USPS only sends mail-in ballots to approved voters - Unique bar code tracking in secure envelopes

I confronted an H-1B tech worker ILLEGALLY running a food truck business:

@DrDiGiorgio I'm sure a few Somalis are grateful for your tax dollars

Finished our taxes and came to a realization: In a two-physician household, one spouse's income is entirely confiscated by the government.

@overton_news He needs to stop drinking or get a Tesla with FSD and let AI drive his drunk ass around safely

Stephen A. Smith says the quiet part out loud about the Tiger Woods DUI saga: “MOST of US would be in jail — He’s gotten away with a lot, and they’re sick and tired of it.” SMITH: “But all I know is this.” “You had this problem in 2017 when they found you sleeping in your car on the side of the road.” “You had this problem in 2021 when you crashed into a tree and tumbled over and almost got yourself killed.” “You had this issue again last Friday.” “All three times…you’re inebriated and you’re behind the wheel of a car.” “Now, I think it’s safe to say, you’re Tiger Woods, you can afford car service. I think it’s safe to assume the man can afford car service.” “What the hell are you doing getting behind the wheel of a car?” “Most of us would be in jail.” “Remember second incident in 2021. They didn’t even… they didn’t charge him. They didn’t make him take an alcohol, you know, breathalyzer test. They didn’t test his blood…any of that stuff. He was hospitalized. They left alone.” “So he’s gotten a lot of people’s eyes in America. He’s gotten away with a lot and they’re sick and tired of it.”

@Sue132435 @DesireeAmerica4 Exactly!!!!!! We keep importing the 3rd World we will get 3rd World cities

@DesireeAmerica4 This is what third worlders do. Don't let them into our country.

This dude thought he could just unload his truck full of garbage and and drive off. ​Instead, police caught him on camera, plastered his truck everywhere, and just locked him up. PDs are finally cracking down. ​Have you ever caught someone dumping? 😏

Kevin Porter Jr is currently playing for the Bucks. In 2020, he was arrested after he crashed his car and police found a loaded handgun and suspected marijuana in his car. In 2023, he was arrested in New York City on felony charges of second-degree assault and strangulation after an alleged domestic violence attack on his girlfriend (WNBA player Kysre Rae Gondrezick). Reports described her sustaining a fractured neck vertebra, a cut above her eye requiring stitches, and her fleeing into a hotel hallway covered in blood to escape his attacks. The NBA has no issue with Kevin Porter's behavior, but Jaden Ivey is released for holding Biblical beliefs.

@tigosports_cr Es un crack Colindres, lastima que no tuvo más minutos en el Mundial, el estaba en su prime

El de siempre, Daniel Colindres empata las acciones. 🔥

Stephen A. Smith: “I’m a dad, I will whip your a$$. Make no mistake… I’m a black man. Ain’t no time out in the corner. Not this way. Oh no, no, no, you act up, you’re going to feel something.” “It never changed in the Smith household. When I acted up, I got my a$$ whipped. When my father did, he got his a$$ whipped. It’s been passed down through generations. It ain’t changing.” “Will you going to get a spanking in the Smith household? H*ll yes.” Bill Maher: *Claps* “I’m for it.”

Apparently my 8 year old niece has learned how to text and it’s the cutest thing ever. Not sure if legos will work on the moon, but never stop a future engineer from dreaming.

@MonstroLoverr @tdmascrc Totalmente de acuerdo, hasta en la Liga la cagaba, recuerdo una final contra Saprissa que se hizo el lesionado y dejo la bola para que Paradela los vacunara, después de ahí solo tortas

@tdmascrc Como siempre lo he dicho, Jeylland vive de ese partido contra Brasil después de ahí solo tortas se jala

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