Elphaba

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Elphaba

@NotElphaba

wicked bitch of the west 💅 FUCK THE WIZARD (parody) #ChangedForGood

The Western Sky Sumali Ocak 2025

7 Sinusundan20 Mga Tagasunod

Elphaba@NotElphaba·17h

Working up the courage to tell Boss Oomf that I need 3 weeks off

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·17h

@baseball_simon Where you working at

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Pope Simon IX@baseball_simon·19h

@NotElphaba You wouldn’t survive a day at my work

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·21h

How I’m feeling after working 17 out of the last 24 hours

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·23h

> “Democrats have a nearly 80% chance to take the house” > “GOP is likely to retain the House”

AF Post@AFpost

Polymarket odds have Democrats taking the House 78-22. Redistricting gains put Republicans 1-4 seats away from keeping the House in a D+3 environment, as odds to sweep the House, Senate, and Presidency surge for the GOP. The GOP is likely to retain the House. Follow: @AFpost

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·1d

You know what they say about kd ladies

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·2d

When you’re Tennessee you can rape all the voters and pass a map in 5 days When you’re Virginia you can go through the entire process and let voters decide and it’s “not enough” Welcome to the end

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·2d

It’s happening

VoteHub@VoteHub

MAJOR WIN FOR REPUBLICANS: The Virginia Supreme Court has blocked Virginia’s redistricting referendum, likely preserving the current congressional map and denying Democrats one of their biggest redistricting opportunities of the cycle.

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·2d

@baseball_simon I feel like a R7 D2 map would be a fair map for TN since it’s so red but not having a single democrat with MEMPHIS in the state is so unfair

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Pope Simon IX@baseball_simon·2d

@NotElphaba I feel that Tennessee is such a easy state to district too one around Nashville and one around Memphis 2/9 is still 22.22% which is still below how many democrats in Tennessee but still gives fair representation to the people of Tennessee

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·2d

We’re in the cold civil war already, the problem with a real one is that this one is between political parties and most states are 60/40 or closer in their margins

Kerryist ⚣🌻@Kerryist04

I don’t think people realize how close we are to a civil war

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·2d

@baseball_simon Hurt my feelings ☹️

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Pope Simon IX@baseball_simon·2d

@NotElphaba Didn’t know you were so against niche references

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Pope Simon IX@baseball_simon·2d

Had to fill out my I9 felt like @NotElphaba talking to a brick wall

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·2d

Real Americans know the image on the right is Tennessee because it just has a sense of poverty

David Scott Harris@HVNYrefugee

One of these is Hokkaido, Japan. One of these is TN, USA Which one is which?

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·2d

@joocyonika “We gotta let these people with a planet killer disease out of quarantine” FUCCCCK no sink that bih I’m getting my graduation

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Glinda@joocyonika·2d

@NotElphaba this is like the moral dilemma with switching the train track except I would not feel bad in the slightest if we had just sank the ship with everyone on it

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·3d

Why the fuck are we letting them in

Remarks@remarks

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 CDC warns Texas of 2 residents that were on cruise ship during Hantavirus outbreak.

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·2d

Chud roommate couldn’t find his cart in the dark so he searched for it from the light from his vape #LastNightAtCollege

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·4d

You’re not getting it. This map is so unfair to republicans. They deserve everything while others get nothing. Libtard

Pope Simon IX@baseball_simon

Is that Nashville being spilt up into 5 different districts?

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·4d

@baseball_simon My political cumpiss test was touching the origin so I’ve got a little bit of everything

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Pope Simon IX@baseball_simon·5d

@NotElphaba That’s more libertarian tbh

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·5d

My wokest take is that everything should be legal at 18 because why have an adulthood age if there’s a secret 2nd adulthood age at 21 Either raise the adulthood age to 21 or make everything 18

Kron@Kronykal

100%. Anyone under 25 shouldn’t touch it for the simple fact that if you become a habitual user you will stop progressing. In everything. No it’s not going to kill you. I know that. But it will sap your will to do anything to advance yourself as a person. The first 10 years after school are the most important in your career and you need to be motivated and busy if you want to be able to relax later on. Then you can smoke as much as you want.

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·4d

I say this with a heavy heart but they gotta bomb that hantavirus ship

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Elphaba@NotElphaba·5d

It’s starting

Polymarket@Polymarket

JUST IN: Trump says he'll get out of office "eight or nine years from now"

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Tuklasin

@baseball_simon @joocyonika @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano @BillGates @NASA