Mason 🐙

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Mason 🐙

@NotFromJupiter

Freelance video editor🎬DM me your budget for rates & service🦤If you're looking for funny jokes and clever tweets I am sorry for wasting your time. (he/him)

Philadelphia, PA Sumali Eylül 2014

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Mason 🐙@NotFromJupiter·8 Oca

It started out with a fish How did it end up like this? It was only a fish IT WAS ONLY A FISH!

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Mason 🐙@NotFromJupiter·14 Kas

It's very funny that we have collectively decided every band will have a list of songs they intend to play, but before they do the last two they have to walk off stage and come back like that wasn't always part of the plan

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Mason 🐙@NotFromJupiter·7 Kas

This Survivor auction might be the only thing keeping me going right now

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Mason 🐙@NotFromJupiter·6 Kas

I don't even know how to reach out to my most at risk friends. Texting "Hope you're feeling okay" seems messed up because of course they're not

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Will@L0nz0_Mo·3 Kas

Everyone knows it’s Maryland, Cali, New York, and Texas

auri 𖾕𖾝꙼ᩚ𛲕𖾟@meganpetesbnr

what do y’all consider the big 3/4 of american states 🤔

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Daedalus Stormborn@DaedalusFields·2 Kas

survivor/bb should be casting 80% confrontational people because now y’all call everyone who so much as rolls their eyes a villain😭 like in what world is venus a survivor villain

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Mason 🐙@NotFromJupiter·31 Eki

I'm starting to think The Sanctuary (Where good things happen) might have burned down between seasons #Survivor

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Aysha@AyshaLikeAsia·24 Eki

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king@RaxKingIsDead·2 Eki

on E! news they just described timothee chalamet in this getup as ‘unrecognizable.’ i can easily recognize him

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Mason 🐙@NotFromJupiter·30 Eyl

Ten years on this hell site. Disgusting.

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Mason 🐙@NotFromJupiter·22 Eyl

Just got startled by a rustling paper bag. Things are going great.

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president of club quinn@realityysimp·19 Eyl

im assembling a team #survivor47

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Mason 🐙@NotFromJupiter·18 Eyl

Telekinesis is just Bluetooth for your hands

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shitty watercolour@SWatercolour·6 Eyl

@pokimanelol

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Mason 🐙@NotFromJupiter·3 Eyl

@tulokthe Can you still summon a horse that then rides the skateboard?

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Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse·29 Ağu

Elon spent the last few days pitching a fit over Zuckerberg saying he worked with the White House to suppress stories about Hunter Biden lol.

Jay Bookman@jaysbookman

I strongly urge you to click on this NPR link about the Trump campaign's disrespectful actions at Arlington National Cemetery. Just click on the link, see what happens.

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antifa🔻girlfriend@lllliatttt·24 Ağu

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many Steve Harveys as usual.

David Dennis Jr.@DavidDTSS

There’s a light projection of Steve Harvey over Atlanta right now and I have no clue why

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Mason 🐙@NotFromJupiter·22 Ağu

Using a Fast Pass at a busy amusement park feels like crossing a picket line

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