Bob

“𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙮’𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬, 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙄 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙞𝙣𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙮’𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬?”

" Better now you're here . And you ? Not gettin' into hot trouble I hope . Too precious to . "

"You're here in a damn hospital robe, talking like a crazy."

"No, think I need to call security on you dude."

"No you weren't there was a hot girl who just walked by."

" Nothin' , Bobby — don't you get all worked up . "

there’s the sound of glass breaking in the kitchen, then a toaster shaped hole in the window with a little trail of black smoke in it’s wake. it’s time for a 𝒏𝒆𝒘 toaster for the tower that isn’t as old as she is.

when you see my face, i hope it gives you hell.

Her name isn't skunk. Stop ..

"No, not even talking about you bro."

ᅟ 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 .. aim for the head . ᅟ

"Woah she is hot bro."

— “𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴.”