ObideMambo

Finally hit 1,000 followers on X. 🥹🔥 At this rate, I’ll overtake Lobistars, bench Boniface, and start giving growth tips to Tunde Ednut by next week😎. Small account, big anointing. 🚀 Influencer starter pack loading… #1KStrong

fumbled a church baddie because she asked what chapter comes before james and i said LeBron😭

Solve a rich person’s problem, and you’ll never be broke.

“You see that rectangle rod with a net, that’s where you shoot at.”

On this Good Friday, I join Christian faithful across Nigeria and beyond in solemn reflection on the ultimate sacrifice of our Lord Jesus Christ. His selfless love, humility, and unwavering obedience to the will of God remain timeless virtues that inspire us all. As we commemorate His passion and death, let us be reminded of the boundless grace that flows from His sacrifice, a grace that calls us to live with compassion, forgiveness, and unity. May this sacred day renew our faith, strengthen our bonds as one people, and guide us towards a future built on love and peace. I wish all Christians a blessed Good Friday.

I no wan believe say na God create Tinubu

Ronaldinho posted this picture on Instagram… I checked the comments and realized it was taken during the FIFA U-20 World Cup in Calabar back in 1999. We are so backward in this country 💔🤦‍♂️

Tinubu went to Jos, TO INSULT THEM.

The internet remains undefeated 😭

Trophy on lockdown 🔒

This is not AI, this is Kanye West.

Igbos have been roasting Chief Priest for couple of days nonstop now, let me not here one animal later saying that “Igbos don’t drag their own when they join the APC or declare support for Tinubu.” Let’s be guided!

people who were called by their surname in school were elite

Fvcking ugly heart; fvcking ugly face. A total piece of shit of a president. Fvck you BAT

Governor Hid Inside Armored Tank President Hid inside the Airport Complex Meanwhile Poor Nigerians have Nowhere to Hide when Bandits attack. #VoteWisely2027 😎✌🏽🇳🇬

Pape Gueye 🗣️ “The Algerians made me gain 1M followers. After the match, they all wrote to me: ‘Thanks, we didn't want Morocco to win’.”

I owed a debt I could not pay. HE paid a debt HE did not owe. It’s Friday, but Sunday is coming. Christ is King.

TINUBU MUST NOT WIN IN 2027

i have no desire to be seen, once i get it right i'm gone

My first tweet as a verified user🎉

too much aura and you become a threat