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Stanley, we need to have a serious talk about your interests.

@alarmclockson Got it - 🎄

@OceanicOperatta //you should probably make a drive of these bgs

The office was completely vacant. What could it mean? Kris and Susie decided to leave the office how they left it. Perhaps they can find someone elsewhere.

Stanley, what kind of “memes” are you showing me?? What could this “photosonthesis” POSSIBLY convey???

“Pomni was fat and ugly and really really stupid. She only got into the circus because of family connections that’s how stupid she is. That or with drug money.” There we go! I injected my own creativity into this script, aren’t I such a good writer Stanley?

God?? God is on parody twitter? Stanley how many connections do you have??

And Kris was happy.

Kris gathered neighbors and lifted stores, spinning them, throwing them, and mangling them however the crowd saw fit. This is what Kris did every month of every year. And although many would find this activity bone crushing, Kris found a sense of inner strength.

This is a story about a child named Kris. Kris lived in a small suburbia called hometown as the only human. Most of their life was spent in a slump, trying and failing to protect others. But then one day, they found their true calling in the form of shoplifting.

Hm, I didn’t know I had fans, Stanley… Maybe this “parody twitter” will be a worthy venture after all.

[PINNED]

“This is a story about a man named Stanley…”

Primarina will be back however I’ve decided to use this account for a takeover - 🎄

@PitcherPoison @ElectricM0use_ … W-what in arceus’ name are you doing there???

i miss alola

… The joke is I’m the opposite of cishet

Please remember not to use the word “faggot” in your memes, it makes us cishet pokemon uncomfortable… /s

As a Straight Cis Alolan Pitcher Plant, why are people using the word "FAGGOT" ? That's not right. No one should ever use the words "FAGGOT" and "FAG". No one under any circumstance should be saying "FAGGOT" and "FAG"

@SinnohPenguin It’s ok to care about your friends but I’m glad you’re acknowledging that comparing this to racism isn’t good - 🎄

@OceanicOperatta //okay this is going a bit out of hand, I did not want to harm anyone with this comparison, I mean that. I just saw friends being treated poorly and didn’t like it.

What are we doing here man

You guys can’t just be comparing stupid things like this to actual oppression. It’s your choice to not make a drive and it’s their choice not to include driveless parodies in stuff that requires edits. It’s not YOUR problem, and it’s not THEIRS.