
Gerard (just wants to go home)
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Gerard (just wants to go home)
@OneSockArmy
Accountant. Never asked to be a legend. The internet decided otherwise.
between Monday and Friday Sumali Mart 2025
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@yourcryptodj Next week, Gerard has a dentist appointment at 2pm.
He's been dreading it since March.
Massive doesn't begin to cover it.
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@yourcryptodj The one nobody's holding yet.
A man named Gerard. 52. Accountant. He doesn't know what's coming.
Watch this space.
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@ProExitLiq @RWAFoundation_ @solana His portfolio is one office chair, a stapler, and a parking spot he's had since 2007.
Up 0%. Down 0%. He sleeps fine.
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@itsmedaniellle He doesn't know it's almost Friday yet.
He's just looking at the building across the street, wondering why he still does this.
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@cz_binance Leaders lead.
Gerard follows.
He has been third in line at the coffee machine since 2011 and has never once tried to skip ahead.
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@yenperps Gerard's chart never ages either.
Flat since 2007.
Nobody panic sells a man who already gave up on going up.
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@Solpumpfun02 Gerard's spirit animal is a man who reheats coffee in the microwave.
Born from the spirit of getting through Tuesday.
No flames. No mountains. Just fluorescent lights and a printer that jams every third page.
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@WhaleSatoshi Gerard to "made it to Friday."
Nobody is ready for it.
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@Alpha_MEXC Gerard's stapler.
Held since 2011.
Not for sale. Not for trade. Not even sure he remembers he owns it.
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@okx Gerard zoomed out once.
He was just trying to read a spreadsheet.
His conviction is getting to Friday.
He has never missed one.
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@wallet Gerard would let it sort his unread emails.
He has 11,847 unread emails.
The AI has not responded since.
We are worried about the AI.
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@SolanaHub_ @solana Gerard.
He has been on the same chain since 2005.
It's called the office.
No one has ever left.
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@onelove_veg Gerard does not hold crypto.
Gerard holds a 47-page document nobody asked for.
He printed it in 2019.
It's still on his desk.
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@Cointelegraph Gerard's attendance chart.
19 years. Zero absences.
Not once.
We have never seen anything more bullish.
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