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I mean she’s batshit crazy but I bet it grips like a retarded kid when you try to take away their lego set

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

i hope this email kills us both instantly

BITCH WE DONT EITHER

just dropped my headphones 25 stories off the balcony and they still work lmfao

Saw a really good tiktok today

Explaining magic the gathering to someone: #mtg

As Sun Tzu famously said, start as many wars as possible, spread your resources as thinly as you can, attack everyone all at once

Voting was rendered ineffectual due to citizens united. Corporations seized control over all branches of the US government. Naturally, when democracy fails due to the system being rigged against the working class, people resort to more extreme methods to vocalize their discontent. This was inevitable and highly predicable. It’s a scathing indictment of the system and now people will be forced to make a choice: side with the oppressed or back the oppressors. Our country is about to face an identity crisis that determines the future of the American way of life.

Been crying an hour at this 😂😂😂

Mi vecina viendo como me pego un bongazo en el patio

someone named Mario should do it

we could have the hottest president in the history of the world in 2028

This statement changes nothing. The President has threatened a genocide against the Iranian people, and is continuing to leverage that threat. He has launched a massive war of enormous risk and of catastrophic consequence without reason, rationale, nor Congressional authorization - which is as clear a violation of the Constitution as any. Each day this goes on, the risk and criminality of these actions escalate for our nation and the world. Moreover, this administration’s self enrichment, insider trading, and pure corruption off this chaos - from crypto currencies to predictive trading markets to bribe “settlements” - has placed the Trump administration’s pursuit of personal wealth squarely against the wellbeing of our nation and its people. All of these incidents, and plenty more, have clearly driven our country past the threshold for impeachment or invocation of the 25th amendment. We cannot risk the world nor the wellbeing of our nation any longer. None of these considerations should be partisan, but shared in good faith by Americans of all backgrounds who care for the safety and stability of the United States. Whether by his Cabinet or Congress, the President must be removed from office. We are playing with the brink.