marley 🧸

୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ welcome to my account ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ ⤷ marslikescars.carrd.co ⤷some of my “hit” tweets (my favs)

need the canes to win on sunday and end this so it ruins pk subbans life

not listening when people say no is kind of an established pattern with him

Sally is a Porsche and McQueen is a race car meaning this is basically their child

I’m shocked to know he doesn’t hear the word no

this is still top 10 funniest moments of my life. Logan Sargeant I love you.

Everyone else qualifying at Pocono meanwhile Brad K just took provisional pole at Watkins Glen

hey i have a better one for you

WOAH talk about a suprise signing from the NY Sirens!

I thought diving in hockey was bad, these soccer players be falling and rolling around on the damn ground like they’ve been shot

the thing about Noah Kahan is that he’s never made a bad song so any setlist that’s not his entire discography is gonna have something you miss

Whoever put qualifying in F1 at the same time as the first hour of LeMans should be jailed

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!

eu perdendo 1 hora pra encontrar a parte perfeita (ninguém liga)

wait so soccer has an automatic sensor that can detect a player is offsides but in hockey we have to go frame by frame of the video and hope the jump between frames isn’t too large?

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to watch the vegas golden knights lose

I no longer have to think about Macklin Celebrini whenever I hear this song. I'm finally free.

He was weeping singing Willing and Able, look what you people did