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@celtics Can’t believe this is my life ☘️

@AJBrownEnjoyer Bro chose to not bring sunglasses onto the field lmao

Cedanne Rafaela fucking sucks. He’s curacoan JBJ. All glove. Streaky bat. Except he’s also a fucking idiot.

@BartlebyScrive3 @FenwaySportsGrp I think it’s the other way around brother

@FenwaySportsGrp John Henry bought some time. For a moment, considered buying a Red Sox ticket, but no. Great long-term equity move for Theo. Bet Theo's focus on acquisitions, not portfolio management.

Theo Epstein joins ownership group and named Senior Advisor to FSG: bit.ly/TheoEpsteinFSG

Tatum deadass might price Queta out of Boston 😭

@Shane_B74 @stoolpresidente *$39 LOBSTAH POUTINE

@stoolpresidente Yet the fan base is like cape cod summer tourism. Spend $35 on a lobster roll and think it was a great time

Quick update. There is only 1 team in the entire Major Leagues who doesn’t have at least 3 wins yet. The Red Sox aren’t one of the worst teams in the league. They are the worst. Thank you John Henry #dirtywater

They called me insane for wanting this man in my regular starting line up. But real ball knowers always knew.

He’s been bad for 75% of the time he’s been a Red Sox. Let’s be fucking forreal. He’s past-his-prime, can’t hit (yet hitting SECOND!!!), and now you have a better defensive SS playing 2B to appease him. It’s a joke

This guy gets a beer from me if I’m at the game

Look at the fries in the promo pic and the crinkle cut Walmart fries in the second pic. John Henry is a cheap bastard and charging $39 for crinkle cut fries with some “lobstah” sprinkled on it lmao please stop putting money in his pocket. The fans deserve better.

@celtics Best team in Boston easily

@Kid_From_Quincy @schneiderbrett9 @Jared_Carrabis Fuck man I can believe this team was allowed to bring private equity investors and yes men into this organization. We’re fucked.

@ParquetPapi @schneiderbrett9 @Jared_Carrabis I think the new owner would want the park as part of the deal.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

@Kid_From_Quincy @schneiderbrett9 @Jared_Carrabis Do you think they could pivot one day and sell the team but just own all the properties they’ve invested in around the stadium? Change to Fenway Realty and coast off the revenue around the stadium?

@schneiderbrett9 @ParquetPapi @Jared_Carrabis I would imagine they have a succession plan in place if they don’t sell and he passes away. They are called The Fenway Sports Group. Be odd if they didn’t own Fenway anymore.

No surprise that they played better when they were around better coaching in the WBC. Come back to Cora and Fatse and these are the results.

@RedSox Worst record in baseball. Highest ticket prices

@schneiderbrett9 @Kid_From_Quincy @Jared_Carrabis With the best healthcare money can buy

@ParquetPapi @Kid_From_Quincy @Jared_Carrabis He’s 76. So…

Yikes

“Sell the team” chants were way over due, nevertheless couldn’t be prouder of Red Sox fans participating in the message to ownership. FSG, you asked for it.

@SiAshton @Hogdale_ Fenway Sports Group baby!

@Hogdale_ You think Red Sox are bad you want to see how bad Liverpool are atm we are fucking awful

The Red Sox lose again they suck something fierce right now

@redseatradio Not happening

Sox need a 5 game win streak just to be .500

The Red Sox are pathetic. The following teams only have 2 wins this season Red Sox Oakland (just started) Colorado (currently winning) That’s it. By the end of the day the Red Sox could be alone for the worst record in baseball. What a joke. #dirtywater