Pathi

tf is my Uber driver taking me bro #qsmp2 #ewron

@soliloquirk i watched the video this morning and was wondering if i was being dramatic for thinking this, squiddos hard work being overshadowed by another man’s seriously icked me out

my eye twitched at the line about wifies. does good arg/unfiction writing not exist outside of his channel or do people get genuinely surprised when someone who isn’t a cis man writes a good story

Q!aldo fans don’t even defend him anymore they just look at you like this

Tubbo just straight bullshitting flying this plane 😭

q!Ewron: your heart is safe q!Ash: i don’t care about it q!Ewron: you should, it’s your heart

Too all the mods of the non ls players in this event GOOD FUCKING LUCK....

assassin duo is genuinely just. a bunch of fanfic tropes rolled into one dynamic. because wdym they have - us against the world (killing everyone) - secret relationship (at first) - souls bonded together somehow - one owns the other’s literal heart - coparenting kinda

they’re on tiktok slandering in ways we haven’t even heard of yet

The concept of ash being active on lifesteal...

q!Tubbo: "You know you can press F5 to switch to the camera that isn't locked to the machine" q!Ash: "Don't worry, I'm just looking at Ewron" q!Ewron: "Yeah yeah, I'm just looking at Ash" OKAY????

Basically

Talking about some "he's scared of me and doesn't say anything to my face" but when he met that code at the church he didn't say SQUAT #FAKEDEMON #LARP

Ash did NOT lie when he said everybody want him 😭😭😭

ash and ewron spent three minutes together and they immediately spilled the tea to eachother about their tasks i cannot 😭 mind you none of them finished ANY of their tasks 💀

Ash saying not to believe captions and the clip was out of context THANK U OMG cuz y'all are so quick to look at a caption and run with it without understanding what he meant Y'ALL CAN PUT UR PITCHFORKS DOWN NOW

@ashwron_ i was thinking that exact thing 😭 ewron calm your ass down

this sounds so horrible out of context 😭 #qsmp #qsmp2 #ewron #ashswag

So they just told eachother their tasks assassins duo bro ghostie gonna kill u guys😭😭😭

@amorieling i wonder who is who

BRO. THIS GUY ABOUT Q!ASH

@amorieling mind you q!Ash was fighting the devil in the woods with a stick while q!Aldo was fighting q!Haiper who had 1 heart only and dying of radiation 😭