Pete

I love dating astrology-girls. Makes me feel like some barbarian king. I wake up and I’m like WHAT DO THE STARS SAY!?! Shall I be victorious today? Tell me of the omens.

@BostonGlobe Sounds like the right move

Unease grows in Massachusetts as more health care providers limit gender-affirming care for minors: ‘It’s terrifying’ trib.al/BAGfUAV

@BarryKatz That movie sucked lol

$35M movie at 29!

Pretty sure when I got up on Saturday morning and watched six straight hours of cartoons, my parents didn't feel the half the guilt I do when my kids get up and do the same thing

@nojumper He’s an autistic homosexual it’s fine

Clavicular says going to a pub, having a beer, and watching sports is one of the worst things you can do, and that you should instead focus on researching ways to looksmax.

@F0ODHub Beer

What drink goes best with this?

@beastbossnastie Hell yeah

torn somewhere between hell yeah dude and oooof on this reddit guy's lonesome 9/9/9 challenge

@Cpt_TAKAHASHI Really great

アメリカ南部のアニキ達。 あんたらに憧れて成人して始めて自分でやったグリルだ。 当時の俺にはこれが精一杯だったけど最高だったよ。 いつか俺もテキサスに行って5ポンドの肉を食って50calの銃を撃ってみたいよ。

@AMitchReporting Gay

Gloves are off at FDNY vs. NYPD

Short women NEED naps. They don’t deserve them but Tall Toddlers have to be reset periodically or they start getting spicy.

@RickRoma29 @xXshaurizardXx @bluewmist

@xXshaurizardXx @bluewmist Richie Aprile’s?

What is a 'buy it for life' item that is offensively expensive, but the moment you use it, you realize your entire life before that point was a lie?

@keleliensprstar You’re not pretentious you’re fat and gay

Call me pretentious or whatever, I hate seeing club culture be repackaged for people who fundamentally don't understand or need it

@ThomasSowell Faaaaag

Tucker Carlson reflects on his drinking problem in the past.

@BostonGlobe THE POOR ASIANS! SOMEONE HRLP THE POOR GAMBLING ASIANS!!!! 😢😢😢

How casinos in New England are exploiting Asian communities for profit trib.al/QzhGH7S

@enjoyer_liberty You don’t leave the house much huh?

Right-Wing Coded Activities: • hiking • fishing • reading • hunting • kayaking Left-Wing Coded Activities: • yoga • skiing • biking • pilates • run-clubs

@MasterKoon22 It’s kind of funny

“Bro imma have everyone sign me, it’ll Be so funny”

@rambling_28 Ooh nice

美味そうな肉の写真をアップするとアメリカ人からリプを貰えると聞きましたwww

@Blacksword011 Wearing a mask like that also makes you a faggot

He met the first good police officer