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BIG ENERGY: I am pleased to announce that NNPC Limited has successfully completed the River Niger crossing of the OB3 Gas Pipeline. Executed 2km beneath the riverbed using advanced HDD technology, this milestone unlocks a transport capacity of 2 billion scf/day—strengthening Nigeria’s energy security, power generation, and industrial growth. It also builds on our AKK crossing success and reflects disciplined execution, innovative engineering, and the unwavering commitment of our team and partner, PCE Nig. Limited. I thank Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, for his Gas-to-Prosperity agenda, our Board under Chairman Ahmadu Musa Kida, the host communities, and the resilient team at NGIC for their steadfast support and commitment. The OB3 Pipeline links East to West and connects to the Northern corridor via the AKK Pipeline, unlocking over 500 million scf/day of domestic gas. The AKK will supply power plants, fertiliser, manufacturing, and new industries across Kaduna, Kano, and beyond, driving job creation, economic diversification, energy access, and West African exports.

Bombshell sex harassment suit against Lorna Hajdini, JPMorgan branded 'complete fabrication' as John Doe unmasked trib.al/lwsWCbT

@nypost The memes still gonna meme

My wife: Why did you apply for a job at JP Morgan, you’re a plumber. Me:

See bro Private jet lifestyle 😂🤣

too real 😂😂😂

They’re literally hamsters.

BREAKING: JPMorgan stock up on the news female executives use their subordinates as sex slaves 📈

Any pussy that has you lasting 43 minutes is bad pussy.

that JP Morgan executive woman chose the wrong guy

This is the the quote I've been citing a lot recently.

A sum of ₦25million was FRAUDULENTLY debited from my UBA business account on 29/04/2026 at exactly 10:20pm and I did NOT authorize the transaction. No OTP. No approval. My phone and Secure Pass were with me. So how did this transaction happen? This is pure FRAUD and gross negligence. United Bank for Africa (UBA) your systems have failed and my business is suffering because of it. I am a fashion designer. This is BUSINESS MONEY meant for my clients’ orders. Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Please intervene urgently I need my ₦25million refunded @UBACares @UBAGroup @cenbank @officialEFCC @TonyElumeluFDN @OliverAlawuba @TonyOElumelu

wish me luck

First day on the job at JP Morgan

JUST IN: Switzerland to vote on capping its population at 10 million.

So when a child is born, who has to leave? The child or one of its parents?

Good Evening from📍ILE-IFE!

Bro must have owed someone $250 😭😭

Everybody like the AI generated version but if them pursue street sellers now, wahala

The absolute joy I get from watching this man buy cool toys with his adult money🤣❤️