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Putaoo
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Putaoo
@PutaoRealOne
A female Qilin that can grant more years of life through kicks, contact me if you want one. 🇹🇭 //I can talk to anyone in English and Chinese
Sumali Nisan 2026
35 Sinusundan73 Mga Tagasunod
Wow, it’s the day of fathers for the mudmen. Well, no matter if your kid is adopted or not, be there for them, or be the father who stepped up. Technically, mine doesn’t talk much, but I still care for them. If you don’t watch closely, they can outgrow you.
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Well, we should kill that mf.
Caiyun News@caiyunnews
BREAKING NEWS: A massacre took place in the mountains. The rumours are true – a human was walking in the mountains and have taken the lives of 2 mythical beasts, according to witnesses. One was Nianyu Jing, and the other is unidentified. We cannot find out who it is.
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..I can't believe the last thing Bajin ever said to me was to suck his nuts..
Caiyun News@caiyunnews
A mythical beast by the name of Bajin has been pronounced dead. A foreign creature murdered the cat-dragon hybrid by setting him on fire, according to witnesses. "*INTELLIGIBLE GIBBERISH*" - Erliang, Bajin's brother. Bajin was just over 3000 before he died.
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@Pannhuu @PutaoRealOne I wasn't even me I swear I was under control or something, I think a evil spirit took control of me
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Mountain god Shanque detained for injuring two beasts via bricks.
The two casualties, identified Putao and Bajin, suffered major blunt injuries. Shanque has been found out and is being apprehended for his misdeeds.
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This all presumably happened when the two beasts were arguing among each other, until Chugou, Shanque's wife, tried to stop it.
"That was when Putao started to... harass me in front of my husband, and he started throwing bricks because of it.." - Chugou
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They are taking a trip to the hospital and would be interrogated after recovery to sort things out.
As for Shanque, he would be sentenced to a month in prison and would pay 10,000¥ worth of damages. He would be writing a formal apology towards everyone involved.
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