Randall The Handle

@denstarr4 They are salesmen. Do not pay for picks. Not ever.

Am I the only one who wonders why sports touts don't just make wagers and get rich, and instead try to sell the picks? Is it possible they actually suck at sports gambling and would rather fleece the public?

Lol. All they know is to pick the favorites. 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

Seattle -4.5 Total 46.5 Opened 3.5. No clue why. Did they think they'd take NE money at 3.5? Duh!

@JasonLaCanfora @WannaBetWithUs All you guys are the same. Overs on everything. When it's a shootout, you win. When it's not, you lose. It's very basic.

Gonna miss kicking the shit out of the books in these single game NFL windows Stafford 275 + 2 TDs +200 ✅ Parkinson L 20+ +275 ✅ Parkinson 40+ rec yds +250 ✅ JSN L 28.5 -118 ✅ We do this shit 7 days a week @WannaBetWithUs . Going live with Mon plays and SB after game

@KYSass_ Season 1 yes. Season 2, only if you're having trouble falling asleep.

Is Landman worth watching?

I could never be an NFL head coach. I'd be cutting players in the middle of games. #smith

If they didn't call that facemask, refs should just fold up their flags and put them away.

@ToddFuhrman Fave will get slammed at those prices.

Hypothetical #SuperBowlLX Lines Seahawks -3.5 Patriots 45.5 Rams -3.5 Patriots 50.5 lines via Fanduel

Darnold's oblique seems fine to me.

Patriots had the easiest path to the SB that I can recall. Opponents that Pats defeated were a combined 93-146 during regular season followed by three subpar opponents in playoffs. Vrabel figures to get crushed in two weeks.

Interesting that Rams would be a bigger fave over Denver than Seahawks would be.

Rams or Seahawks will both be favored in the Super Bowl.

Does Stroud have brain damage?

I wish I didn't like the game of baseball so much. The structure of MLB is ridiculous. 240 million for Kyle Tucker? Nuts.

Mike Tomlin. Lol. Completely overrated. Some foolish owner will hire this guy and unless the team has an elite QB, they will wallow in mediocrity like the Steelers did once Ben retired.

How do the crappy Panthers and Steelers host playoff games while the Rams and the Bills are visitors?

Four or five is basically the same at this point. But if you make the two, you go up six and Eagles have to make a convert if they score. Ugh!

@longleysunsport It's remarkable. I'm...typeless.

@RandallHandle Geniuses ...

So many coaches don't get it.

Why go for 1? Oh, I know. Coaches are mathematical nitwits.

What kind of nitwit calls for a fair catch at the 4-yard line? Did he just learn the rules this morning?