Tim Macklin

@JoeDoolittle @davidcrosss @pattonoswalt Or to remind him to pick up his laundry?

@davidcrosss @pattonoswalt Are we certain that it isn't Kevin James running that Twitter account just to get his name out there a little more?

When you just have the one joke.

@chocolatadisco Sadly, my stuffy passed away a few years back

I LEFT MY TEDDY IN MY ROOM AND THE HOUSEKEEPER DID THIS??;!;!;!!;!;

@CodesRoamler can I get a code? Timmy.macklin@gmail.com

@roamlercodes can I get a code? Timmy.macklin@gmail.com

Ok this is actually hilarious.

Just when you think this thing can't get any funnier, it tops itself. Wait for it.

@GaryGulman @sethmeyers @LateNightSeth That’s great, congrats man!

Holy shit he’s going for all 500. @blainecapatch is God.

A kid at the pool just asked my son if he wanted to “hear a funny meme”. I think I’m gonna double my antidepressants.

The NSA: Not spying on Tucker Carlson Tucker: THE NSA IS SPYING ON ME BC IM DOING A STORY THAT MIGHT BE ILLEGAL The NSA:

@willnoonan Greg Geraldo and Living Chappelle

Who is your favorite comedian of all time?

Really all depression means is that I take a lot of pills to stop myself from taking a lot of pills

So you can be an NFL Quarterback, get old, then become an NFL Tight End?! What kind of message does that send to our youth?

@birbigs My cousin was slaughtered because of politicians putting up 5g towers. But as a family, we all agreed that we’re ok with it

Overheard at a cafe in Providence. Guy puts on his mask & says “I better put on my mask before I get fucking arrested. We’re all a bunch of sheep being led into the slaughterhouse.” Curious from Twitter: Has anyone been arrested from this? Is anyone being slaughtered for it?

@Punchhh22 @JoshRuge That was brutal! But live by breaking shins, die by breaking shins

CHRIS 🪦 @RealTimMacklin @JoshRuge

@JonnyBones @danawhite You get that fight, champ

I never discussed wanting 30 million with you or Hunter @danawhite just wondering where you heard that number? Is someone speaking with you on my behalf or...

Cops that kill people should be fired.

I love Gregg Popovich