TwoTimes
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TwoTimes
@RealTwoTimes
If you don't think well, don't think hard. Dancing like a white girl since 2001. To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.
Sumali Mayıs 2013
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This may be my favorite tweet ever.
The Figen@TheFigen_
Texas millionaire pays $10,000 for Cape buffalo (Black Death) safari - then killed by the 1,300kg beast he hunted.
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Almost like the ringer guys didn’t think this through
Joseph Dycus@joseph_dycus
“It needs to be revamped.” Steve Kerr on the 65-game rule for awards. Mentions Draymond Green’s all-defense candidacy as an example. He’s played 56 games.
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@RealTwoTimes Which National Guard should be called up? Missouri? Iowa? Tennessee? #lol
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There’s no bigger “standing in line at CVS” song than “Closing Time” by Semisonic.
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• Senegal beats Morocco in the African Cup of Nations Final months ago
• Yesterday, a forfeit win is awarded to Morocco, because Senegalese players briefly left the pitch in the middle of the game
• Senegal is not returning the trophy and their military is protecting it
𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍@AsakyGRN
The 2025 AFCON trophy remains fully guarded and secured in Senegal by their military until further notice. Men at work 😎🇸🇳 😂
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@carminetazzi232 When did I say I wouldn’t schedule high point or Miami … ???
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The NCAA owes Clayman an apology…!!!
FOX College Hoops@CBBonFOX
High Point HC Flynn Clayman sets the record straight on the strength of his team after beating Wisconsin 👀
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