Koma

@ImBreckWorsham getem young ey, lol

REPORT: Erika Kirk is now looking to speak at high schools because Universities are showing "no interest."

@Be_like_yankee huh, Cat piss, flavored?

Buying weed from from that weird dude whose house always smelled like cat piss flavored incense... And getting to take few hits out of his bong that was more expensive than his car... Was a core memory that a lot of you will never find in a depensary.

@heynavtoor Or… Never ever connect it to the internet. 🤯🤯

Your smart TV is taking screenshots of your screen every 15 seconds. Not a guess. Not a theory. A peer-reviewed study by researchers at UC Davis, UCL, and UC3M tested it. Samsung TVs: every minute. LG TVs: every 15 seconds. Even when you're just using it as a monitor. Here's how to turn it off for every brand:

The American people would be better off if we randomly picked 535 random American citizens to run Congress each year. That’s how corrupt, owned, perverted and worthless Congress is. Facts.

🫢😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Maturing is letting the spider stay in the ceiling corner of your room

Real

Mi vecina viendo como me pego un bongazo en el patio

💯🎯 Fuck the system

People will assume you've never been through anything because you don't carry a victim mindset, and your trauma isn't your personality

This is literally what happened.

I've tasted being employed and I've tasted being unemployed I recommend not being born

どうせ死ぬから、何も深刻にならないでいい。全部ゲームだよ。鬼みたいな顔貼り付けて、勝った負けたで苦しむのはやめようや。興味があるものを気持ちよく勉強したり、続けてても苦じゃない仕事を淡々とやったり、美味しいビール飲んで大笑いしたり、それでいいじゃない。劣等感ってマジで無意味だよ。

Y’all very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like seven years.

@elonmusk We are

One day, we will be out there, among the stars

Normalize never moving on from attack on titan for ten years at least

Do you know how strong you gotta be to actually sit with your feelings? No running. No rebounds. No revenge. No distractions just to numb it. No pretending you unbothered. Just you and the truth of what you feel. That type of discipline is different. To not jump to the next person just to feel validated. To not go out and fake a smile just to prove you “good.” To really sit in the silence and let it process? That’s growth. Real healing ain’t loud. It’s patient. It’s uncomfortable.

One of the most brutal realities of the male experience that nobody talks about is the absolute "affection desert" they live in. A woman can get a hug, a genuine compliment, and deep emotional support from her platonic friends on a random Tuesday. A man can go an entire calendar year without another human being touching his arm, asking if he's okay, or giving him a sincere compliment. We’ve built a society where a man only gets to experience basic human warmth if he is actively providing for a partner. Outside of that, he is completely invisible.