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@BBCSport Max has won three wdc’s and should be given the fastest car to win his 4th.

Max Verstappen ejected a journalist from his news conference at the Japanese Grand Prix. It's because of a row that dates back to last year's season finale in Abu Dhabi.

@msbunnyharper That will be the day you finally grow a brain cell

Whenever I figure out how to do the button up on these jeans it's over for you hoes.

@maturechristine hahahahahaha...hahahahahaha...hahahahahaha

me or your wife?

@heyrebekavesk Tits like two massive cysts

Am I wifey material?? be honest

@Joycexbabii I'm man enough to know I don't want to. All fat and droop.

Are you man enough to handle all this? 😜

@janninereid1 If you love him so much, write him a letter and tell him..

Any advice for this young lady? 😏

@LadySunnyTrix Hagrids bride

In a post-Ozempic world, do guys still find chubby girls attractive?

@RoseK50439 Face ache

Say hi if you find me pretty

@Curvychubgirl Optimistic

Describe me in one word

@sweetmelonns No, but I could play hide and seek just by walking around you.

Do I look better with the extra weight?

@AshleyBria20861 Has the meth worn off..

Is anyone real here

@TizaoTz You look like an overweight shitbag though.

Just a mature woman who feels yummy... What do you think?

@benonwine Utter tonker

Do you LIKE Lenny Henry YES OR NO?

@bitzydimbo Spare us...

eager for sundress season ☀️

@outdoorkitty333 Sexy as a dead slug

I'm sad because you haven't seen my holes🥺

@AntiLeftMemes Bloomer

What do you call this body shape ?

@itsrubyparker That would take waaay too long..

Would you kiss every inch of me if I asked you to?💕

@JournoJones05 These freaks keep escaping...

A biological woman talks about how she has fell pregnant. “I am male, but I just happened to fall pregnant.”

@ellefromeuropex Slapper

First word that came to mind?

@jeremycorbyn Mr self important spouting crap as normal.

The government has dragged Britain into an illegal war on Iran. That's why I have tabled legislation to require Parliamentary approval for any British military involvement. Urge your MP to support this legislation to end British complicity, now. thecorbynproject.com/iran-letter/