r h y s ☽

Not me topping my vape up with eye drops 😩

If ever I had a near death experience and my life flashes before my eyes, it’ll just be a montage of me looking for my fucking vape

Let’s go out with a bang 💥

‘Tis the damn season 🎄

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I just visited @Revsdecuba. This is what I thought: #feeditback reviews.feeditback.com/scorecard/0l52…

@Absolution_90 @gagasyuyi Already have 😂😂😂

@Absolution_90 @INTERIORPORN1 😂😂😂

If you buy this, you’re an alcoholic fr

@FilmUpdates @LauraCooper92 😳😳😳

A new ‘SCARY MOVIE’ is in the works.

Not the sleeping tablet I took last night finally kicking in as I’m omw to work

@samueljenkinson @Absolution_90 us in that vodka bar in Poland

Finished work for the week, girlys

Am I just really single or is Valentine’s Day on steroids this year

I’m too tropical for this cold 🥶

@Absolution_90 @buitengebieden 😂😂😂

Give it.. 😂

@neufunkaum 😂 not that kind of guy sorry x

Hotel showers > 🚿

Not @Absolution_90 capturing the moment my mam called me to let me know my sisters tortoise died

@MrEva1011 Very that!

How am I supposed to live laugh love when it’s sunny all day and the minute I finish work it starts raining

I cannot believe I just witnessed my colleague take out a nail clippers and start cutting his nails at his desk (which is right next to mine). I wanna see jail time