Ricky “Bagwell” Johnson

@AlanyeayeaMc She wasn’t ever worth it

Turns out the girl I’m talking to gave her best friend’s dad a lap dance. Just gonna go and lay low for a while. #fuckme

Nothing better than arguing after the bar

@coalburner29 That’s just what I do

Dying for the whale @Rickybagjohnson

@beasteater404 @coalburner29 Yes I did

@coalburner29 @Rickybagjohnson

@coalburner29 Bosh

Time for some yellow

Peter millarping

W larp from myself here

DC in DC, 7.3/10

@bingostevenhere Try Zillow

any house fans here? looking for recs

I made going to Paris cool

@LongJohn1962 Yeah guys just keep poking fun at my girl jeez

Can I get 1 fake id please 🤓☝️

@Charrdonnnayy Ended in a 0-0 draw

@Rickybagjohnson Well that was a roller coaster of emotions!

Fuck soccer that shit is so boring

On the tube heading to the pub for the England match. Havnt been this excited in a long time!

@coalburner29 @Charrdonnnayy Fuck off

@Charrdonnnayy @Rickybagjohnson please answer

1. Why do birds not get electrocuted when they sit on power lines? 2. If water doesn’t have a color why is the ocean blue? 3. How do woodpeckers not get concussions? 4. Why have I never seen a pregnant asian woman?

#larping as an England fan tn in London will report back how it goes.

Ricky has made it to the 51st state #london the European tour continues

@Charrdonnnayy Brings a smile to my face

Done deal

@coalburner29 Just say you hate you dad

On a budget, is this a good fathers day gift? #tjmaxxing