Rob Fox III

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Rob Fox III

@RobFoxThree

Austin, TX Sumali Ekim 2011

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·15 Eyl

Somehow this cartoon I made literally just for shits and gigs for my Twitter was named a finalist for Best Comedy Micro Film and Best Texas Film at the #AustinAfterDarkFilmFestival. Screens tonight. On an actual movie screen. Pretty excited.

Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree

Made a new cartoon about guns and Coronavirus and socialism and Chef Boyardee pls watch. Steve's New Gun (for killing his neighbors if this Coronavirus stuff goes really south)

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·5h

@HanneyJack The worst was throwing a Sweet 16 HANDED to him in the toilet. But this was also embarrassing.

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Jack Hanney@HanneyJack·5h

@RobFoxThree Yep, the fire should be lit. Got 2 All-Americans coming in, better have better results

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·6h

Dennis Gates is 1-3 in the tournament. He’s lost to… A 15 seed An 11 seed a team he was basically playing at home Seat’s gotta be on fire.

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·1d

@RoccSTL Cocomelon just gives such "neuters your kids" vibes. Inadvertently rotting that part of their brain for some reason.

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Matthew Rocchio@RoccSTL·1d

@RobFoxThree “New learning disabilities” really set me up for the haymaker

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·1d

March Madness when you have kids

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·1d

@RoccSTL That was the one I was proudest of

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Matthew Rocchio@RoccSTL·1d

@RobFoxThree Lost my shit at early onset asexuality incredible work no notes etc etc

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·6d

@wil_da_beast630 Tragedy and crime are kinda two different things but there is no greater tragedy than the black death. The only thing on the list no one could fight.

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Wilfred Reilly@wil_da_beast630·6d

All right. Taking the winners from the brackets above, we come to the final "worst thing in history" bracket. With a shout to other real contenders like the Fall of Rome and WW2, which of these do you feel was the "greatest overall tragedy or crime for mankind?"

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Wilfred Reilly@wil_da_beast630·13 Mar

Nonsensical. Slavery Was Very Bad, but the idea that we can definitively identify the worst thing in history - and that it was the 10-20% of the historical human slave trade led specifically by whites - is just damned absurd. Some other contenders: The Mongol Conquests The Fall of Rome WW2/the Holocaust The Black Death New World population collapse Communism The Steppe and Bantu Migrations The Arab conquests/slave trade Etc.

Wanjiru Njoya@WanjiruNjoya

The corrupt UN wants to pass a resolution blaming Europe for slavery. "it will label the European-led slave trade as history’s greatest crime ... the 1,300-year-long Arab trade in African slaves will not be mentioned."

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·14 Mar

@Logan_Havel @Wilco18024 I wish

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Logan@Logan_Havel·13 Mar

@RobFoxThree @Wilco18024 We get it Rob. Your parents are rich. Lol

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·13 Mar

Just found out my neighbor has an above ground pool. Using this photo for all future property tax disputes. No assessor can credibly argue a property’s value has been underestimated when it’s clear that on an adjacent property, and within view, a man spends his days floating listlessly on a half-inflated raft, drinking warm Millers and sticking his wet fingers into a bag of barbecue potato chips as his tummy hair collects stray floating leaves, twigs, and drowned moths.

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·13 Mar

@chill_galad I’m glad you did

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Chill-galad@chill_galad·13 Mar

@RobFoxThree I really hate that I read “warm” the way you pronounce it.

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·13 Mar

@TjStiehl Probably does that in there too yeah

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Tj Stiehl@TjStiehl·13 Mar

@RobFoxThree Anal ?

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·13 Mar

@Wilco18024 Haha was not the case for me (second fridge was though).

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Wilco@Wilco18024·13 Mar

@RobFoxThree When I was a kid, that was the number two indicator of wealth after a refrigerator in the garage

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·13 Mar

@fnt63642 @WestPineBills There are some big time jobs in the Big East that it’d be plausible for him or most coaches to bolt for. That ain’t one.

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😎636314@fnt63642·13 Mar

@RobFoxThree @WestPineBills Objectively hilarious

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West Pine Bills@WestPineBills·13 Mar

UPDATE?

BigEastYapman@BigYapman75837

This is for St. Louis fan. Josh Shertz has certainty put something special together this season, remarkable even, and I’m sure he has immense love for the program. But if you think he’d turn down a HC job at Providence to stay with St Louis, I will be your shoulder to cry on.

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·12 Mar

SEC refs man

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·11 Mar

@DataMizzou They need to catch Florida round one and exact revenge for their football game

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Order On The Court ⚖️@DataMizzou·11 Mar

Congrats to Long Island University for bringing home the NEC title. YOU are a Tournament team. Fins up

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·11 Mar

@hammerhead485 It’s a classist policy

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Hammerhead485@hammerhead485·11 Mar

@RobFoxThree I have a coworker that I swear to god puts a half a can of Skoal in his lip at a time and that mother fucker works at a pace unheard of among men. So yeah, no way can we have guys out there on a “Tobacco Free Worksite”

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Rob Fox III@RobFoxThree·11 Mar

Saw an Austin Energy truck today that had a graphic on it boasting, “Tobacco Free Worksite.” Under no circumstances do I want my city’s blue-collar workers not to be on the job ripping heaters and lining their lips with a full harvest’s worth of dip. We can’t afford to exclude these people from our infrastructure construction and maintenance. Society will crumble.