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@RodneyNoRespect

Official Twitter account of the late great comedy legend Rodney Dangerfield, known for his iconic line “I don’t get no respect!”.

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So what? So let’s dance! 🤯
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“Winter, summer, spring and fall. I’m always up against the wall. I don’t get no respect at all.”
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“I’m not a kid anymore. I’m getting older now. I’m at the age now, to me, shooting up means the enema bag.”
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“Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes till somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.”
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Rodney’s signature red necktie and suit jacket can be found on display at the National Comedy Center, courtesy of Joan Dangerfield. (📷: @ntlcomedycenter)
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“Everybody’s looking for love though, deep love. A lifetime of deep love. I’m looking for a shallow half hour.”
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“And my wife, she can’t cook either. You kidding? She made leg of lamb. I couldn’t get past the wool.”
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“Are you kidding, I know I’m ugly. I asked the bartender to make me a zombie. Told me God beat him to it.”
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𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫: Is it hard to walk with a tail the size of yours? 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧: That's funny. I was about to ask you the same thing.
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“My dog, that’s another one. He keeps barking at the front door. He don’t want to go out, he wants me to leave.”
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“I’m getting old, it’s hard to face. During sex I lose my place.”
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“My wife can’t cook at all. Last night she made chicken, I got the wishbone. And if it works, that was her last chicken.”
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Love was in the air on Valentine’s Day in 2003. As a Valentine’s gift for his wife Joan, Rodney had a hot tub airlifted and delivered to their 21st story penthouse.
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“Things are going really good for me. I just finished my first book. Now I'm gonna read another one.”
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“I tell ya, my neighborhood was tough... I was in a restaurant—on the menu they had broken leg of lamb.”
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Story from Tommy Edwards: “I was going through some old photos and this one brought back memories. Rodney Dangerfield was in one of our TV commercials promoting Larry Lujack. Needless to say, there were a number of one-liners going back and forth during the making of the commercial. Several were X-Rated! Before the shoot, he stopped by the studio and I had the chance to interview him. I was a huge fan and he gave me one of his "No Respect" red ties. It's currently up on the wall in my office.”
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Rodney won the Grammy for Best Comedy Recording in 1981. He also presented the award for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance, and had his fellow presenter laughing hysterically.
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“Terrible neighborhood. The first day I moved in, I asked a cop, ‘How long a walk to the subway?’ He said, ‘I don’t know, so far no one ever made it.’”
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Rodney pretends to be a temp worker and bombards his co-worker with jokes. (🎬: Candid Camera, 1975)
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“What’s really annoying with my wife, the way she serves the meal. It’s terrible. I mean you put down a steak, how do you forget the plate?”
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“I played hide and seek when I was three. Why, they wouldn’t even look for me.”
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