Ronald 🐢

Me retracto, es un buen domingo

People be saying “bluebirds aren’t really blue there’s no blue pigmentation” like man they’re reflecting light in the blue portion of the visible light spectrum I think that’s blue

Karl Urban via IG 📸 "Five Guys … If ya know you know, Yes I Teleported.” 😭

my friend: dude are you even listening? like did you hear a word I just said? me: aha im sorry ive just been so distracted lately the wizard who has been sending me nonstop psychic messages for weeks: join my quest

me liking a tweet and then immediately liking a counter tweet

sometimes public opinion is just correct. when you’re 4+ shots deep, “Mr. Brightside” really is the greatest song ever recorded.

good morning, i no longer have a fan. thank you for your attention to this matter.

estoy trabajando en el estanco y me dice una señora: “ay, te importa cambiarme el paquete que la imagen esta del ojo no me gusta?”, y le respondo: “claro, sin problema, prefieres la del bebé intubado?”, me dice: “sí por favor” y yo le digo: “comprensible”

when i read a 1 star review of a movie/book i gave 5 stars and they kinda have a point

AGENT: I’m on the phone with the producer right now. Are you comfortable with using dehumanizing slurs and menacing non-white people? MARK WAHLBERG: Yes. AGENT: Okay, I’ll tell them you’ll do the movie. MARK WAHLBERG: What movie?

Disappointment.

"I don't know if I wanna be here anymore" dios lo que me rompió ésta escena NO DEJEN QUE ROBBY SE VAYA

god. god

incredible app

robby being so suicidal that it gagged the psych attending. god

when goodreads emails you to let you that you just finished a book like thanks beast i was the one who told you that though

emo bryan cranston isnt real he cant hurt you emo bryan cranston: