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@Bart_ProBTC $BTC is preparing for a massive pump to $95,000 before the end of the week.

$BTC is preparing for a massive dump to $59,000 before the end of the week. The final Bull Trap of 2026 is over, and the next crash has already started. Are you actually prepared for the longest bear market in history?

@1000xgirl take profit la. apalagi..

Tomorrow morning you wake up and Bitcoin is at $40k. What are you doing?

@konglostocks tes nasehati pecandu narkoba bang

List orang yang susah dinasehatin : 1. Perokok 2. Orang yang sedang bucin 3. Pecandu judol Apalagi??

@Cryptoze bull loading....

BIGGEST. BULL. RUN. EVER. HAS. TO. START. NOW 🚀

@KapudS640 wokwokwokwok. iya lagih

Gue heran bgt, bikin usaha harus IJIN ORMAS. bikin palang pintu KRL harus IJIN ORMAS Pokonya segala-galanya di Indonesia raya ini harus IJIN ORMAS. ORMASNYA TU minta ijin buat apa sih?? minta duit?? Permasalahannya tanah itu bukan punya ormas, lah buat apa gue izin? Repot bgt…. oiyaa baru ingat ormas kan punya pemerintah juga

@Cryptoze No more discount

🚨 $BTC HAS BOTTOMED Sorry bears, the fun is over.

@saphelune_ Wokwokwok. Tumbal proyek aja tetep brani lamar kerjaan di konstruksi. Apalagi cuma naik kereta api tut tut tut

@LambeSahamjja Spot kali maksudnya bang. Yg pegang fisik

Emang iya guys??? bank bank besar trading forex? pake duit nasabah lagik katanya

@triwul82 Soalnya bu mentri liat spiderman bisa TB kereta

Kereta tabrakan 110 km/jam, solusinya: Laki-laki di gerbong ujung. Luar biasa cerdas! Mungkin menurut Ibu Menteri, fisik laki-laki bisa jadi 'bumper' otomatis buat menahan benturan baja? . .

@astronomer_zero True. A god candle can send btc to 80k++ when fomc

Cypto X: "Everyone is long" Below just one of the reasons why I am not bearish yet even into FOMC reversal. I am betting on the long awaited ~80k target, squeezing out these shorts again. FOMC rev can take place on the day itself. If wrong, then the plan is to take the loss and sit out FOMC rev again for a while. But with these funding rates, shorting in this environment, unless scalped = quite clearly plain gambling.

@KillaXBT let them believe it. tell them later after btc hit sub 60k

“Funding is negative.” “Funding is negative.” “Funding is negative.” Maybe if people actually studied instead of parroting one metric, they would realize how low-level this sounds. Funding can stay deeply positive or negative for months. It’s not a signal. It conditions participants, reinforces bias, and pushes the crowd to lean harder in one direction. (Funding negative = up, funding positive = down.) That’s how positioning gets engineered. And the part everyone is missing? The data isn’t even complete. “Funding” isn’t some absolute truth. It’s a derived metric, built off retail-level positioning and historical bitcoin:native models. At best, you’re seeing a fraction of the real exposure (approx 20% or less). You’re seeing the capital that doesn’t matter, while missing the largest positions from Wall Street, insiders, etc. You really think Binance market makers, hedge funds, internal desks, dark pools, and execution algos are showing you their hand? They’re not. What you see is a filtered subset of open interest, easily manipulated, easily leaned on, and very easy to weaponize from a narrative perspective. That’s where the manipulation comes in. If the crowd sees OI rising and funding tilted, they start forming conclusions about “market positioning” as if it reflects the entire system. It doesn’t. It’s a partial view that can be used to guide expectations, and expectations are what get exploited. You don’t need to directly manipulate price if you can manipulate perception. There are levels to this. And trusting a metric that represents a fraction of total positioning as if it’s the full picture is exactly how you get trapped. The only thing that isn’t as easily distorted is present price action, structure, timing, CRT, and volume at key levels. That’s where actual confirmation comes from. So stop treating funding and order flow like they’re some kind of X-ray into “everyone’s” positioning. They’re not. They’re just another layer of the game, and one that’s often used against you if you don’t understand how it’s being framed. Don’t hate the player, hate the game. I’m just here laying out the reality most people don’t want to hear about how the market actually operates.

@tanyarlfes udahlah gk usa di perdebatkan lagi. iyakan aja. namanya juga emak2 brok.. mau di taro di tengah ya oke. di taro dipinggir ya oke. di depan oke, di belakang juga oke. asal perempuan jgn di suru duduk di atas kereta aja ya.

💚 Emang maksud omongan menterinya kek gini ya kalau perempuan di taruh gerbong tengah karena perempuan bisa jadi penerus dan disuruh hamil berkali kali?

@babynaatu tes pacaran ama chat GPT atau Grok aja kak. biar bisa sesuai kemauan.

APA APAAAN INI GUE PACARAN BARU 5 HARI UDAH PUTUS.. KAN AKU PENGENNYA DIBUJUK BUJUK😔😔

@Alejandro_XBT means no liquidity lho.. haiyaaa...

Exit the crypto market. Hope you understand.

@shahh mega bull is loading

I am seeing way too many “Sell in May and go away” tweets again. You know what that means..

@BSCGemsAlert mega bull and megatron is coming...

WORLDS HIGHEST IQ HOLDER JUST SAID BITCOIN “WILL SEE THE SUPERCYCLE IN 30 DAYS.” BULLISH 🚀

@ShibSpain mega bullish

Michael Saylor sayd: "A massive Bitcoin supply shock is coming" Bullish 🚀

@creepyroom wokwokwokwok. sepakadddh

kalo ada modelan wanita begini cukup bilang "sepakat" aja cuy 🥱

@GVRCALLS why not 99.9k??

bitcoin:native exactly following my chart ✅ 100% Accuracy 63K$ ——-> 78K$ Next stop is 95K$

@TheCryptoKazi mega bull is coming

You are simply not ready. This dip, we expected. The God Candle to $100K. That’s expected too. Tick tock.