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𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘔𝘐𝘙𝘈! [TEMPORARY PINNED]

@mirano1fan …energy drink cocktails

@SIMULATEDGUARD Water doesn't just ?????? Catch on fire ??????????? The hell were you making

Aww darn it! I burned the water

@mirano1fan I-I don’t know it just caught on fire

@SIMULATEDGUARD How the FUCK do you burn water 😭😭😭

@k00l_m4n4g3r Crud! No no no, I got this! D-Don’t worry

@SIMULATEDGUARD oh so THAT's why I was smelling smthing burning need help?

@mirano1fan I’m heartbroken and emotional tonight. Tomorrow….who knows…

@SIMULATEDGUARD Don't you have a job to do or something

Abandon the shows I’m taking this to the big leagues now

@HelpfulMatey Call Management- No wait abort call! I got this

@SIMULATEDGUARD OBJECTIVE: STOP THE BURNING WATER !!1!!11!

@mirano1fan League terms only a true gamer will understand

@SIMULATEDGUARD What

@mirano1fan Thank you! This condition is permanent and I cannot escape it. I must run it down bot

@SIMULATEDGUARD no thanks! Get well soon! ✨

@HelpfulMatey Hmm…but I didn’t set a timer for 15 minutes… Oh. Oh… Goly it’s all burnt!

@SIMULATEDGUARD 15 minute timer alarm !!!

@mirano1fan It’s an awesome stress relief! You should give it a try someday!

@SIMULATEDGUARD why would you do this to yourself

bombastic side-eye at whoever picked this option in the demo LOL

@HelpfulMatey Nah…it’s good, it’s good. Thank you, Matey. Could you also silence all notifications and set a timer for 15 minutes?…please

@SIMULATEDGUARD SEARCHING. . . SEARCHING. . . Party-time and the City How to Love-A-Bean Gossip Bean Crewmate’s Anatomy Would you like anything else ?

Okay Matey….recommend me a list of soapy romance shows, where the main characters go through repeated heartbreaks and a lot of arguments/drama…but make it have a happy ending. And also…can there be magic…please?

@HelpfulMatey The more the merrier!….Right?

@SIMULATEDGUARD I didn’t know Mamagement made another me!

Oh Wowie! Howdy, Matey! :D

Testing, testing! ✨ Yes! Hello, everyone! Mira's finest Pilot here to introduce myself! ^w^ ✨ they/xe/it ✨ Galaxy's biggest Mira fan ✨ Proud owner of a lovely slime named Slimey ❤️ - [The Pilot has joined #parodytwt!] mirano1fan.straw.page #amongus #amongusstory

[ IN AND OUT OF EVENT ! ]

doodles of the cuties I liked during my demo playthrough. I rlly enjoyed the demo so I can’t wait for the full release:D #amongus #amongusfanart #amongusstoryonguard

dantenos.✦ drools .. 🤤🤤🤤 (sharing yume)