Dustin Walters

@RepThomasMassie @4winds_ If only we had elected representatives for that purpose. 🤔

Your tax dollars are paying for the USDA to parody a porn site. They should delete the tweet and the URL.

@Bungie_Fanboy @AnimalGeoLife Lol

@SSGDWalters @AnimalGeoLife It’s worse. These crabs kidnap female crabs for the purpose of mating with them. They’ll even kidnap immature females and just keep them until they’re mature enough to mate with

A person becomes strong when they have something to protect

@Vox_Oculi I thought that was Harry Potter or whatever. 🧐

I love the Lord of the Rings series RIP 😔

Meat Good

@Johnneh_80 @klara_sjo Here we go!

@SSGDWalters @klara_sjo *DANG* *DANG* *DANG* *DANG*

Time for your ration of Daily DANG. Please enjoy.

@DanielMarkham Damn right. 🤘

I block all Pantera haters.

@Gaijin_Markus Serious Lee

Lee ain't getting love, give Lee love.

@MoonRazor6 Looks amazing!

Supper time fuckers! Crack Chicken here tonight! 👍👍👍👍👍😋

@dabreadmanyo Looks good to me, bro. 😂

Another shit steak.

@StM_1979 Maybe a double yolk?

Big ass chicken egg.

@GladYuengling All the time. 😎

Do you ever make a post and think "Oh, this is so funny, it's going to be a great one," and bam, one like.

@MorbidKnowledge LOL

In 2023, a fugitive Venezuelan dr*g trafficker, known as Taliban, was thrown into the ocean alive, with his hands zip-tied and an anchor tied around his waist, allegedly as retribution for stealing 540lbs of coca*ne. This image was captured seconds before he was thrown over.

@klara_sjo That's still taller than the Krassensteins.

Putting this meme out in support to all the short kings out there.

@GovPressOffice What's the homeless population in California compared to the rest of the US?

Donald Trump thinks fighting for this makes you a terrorist.

@HillbillyDNA We'd be extinct. 😂

A world where humans fainted like goats would be wild 😅

@JackyShakya @ShivAroor I found a better joke. LOL

@ShivAroor Trump has made a joke of a superpower country like the US.😺😺😺

🇺🇸: “Open Hormuz immediately.” 🇮🇷: “No.” 🇺🇸: “You have 48 hours or else.” 🇮🇷: “Yeah, it’s still ‘No’.” 🇺🇸: “Ok, 5 day deadline extension.” 🇮🇷: “No thanks. And, No.” 🇺🇸: “Ok, final 10 day deadline extension.” 🇮🇷: “Cool, but No.”

@mjfree @markoramius99 @grok That backfired on your dumb ass.

@markoramius99 Like this one, @grok - can u fact check?

DON’T FORGET: Donald Trump raped children

@nikitabier Someone is gonna ask grok if this is true.

The Internet was a mistake