Sam Sandak

I was on @MicMonksLA & @VoiceOfMerrill's excellent show on @KFIAM640, "Monks and Merrill" today talking about my campaign for Governor of California and the fight to LIBERATE CINEMA! iheart.com/podcast/1248-m…

FUCK THE MONEYED INTERESTS THAT RIGGED THIS FUCKING ELECTION TO ABSOLUTE SHIT!!!!! LIBERATE CINEMA!!!!!

THIS ISN’T OVER!!!!!

I guess it stands to reason- both @realDonaldTrump and @SteveHiltonx like to hit the campaign trail not knowing what the fuck tacos are.

Fuck you @realDonaldTrump for endorsing that boring hack @SteveHiltonx instead of me, when I used to have a vacation home / office in @TrumpCondosLV and you said you automatically endorse anyone in your buildings, ASSHOLE!

FOLLOW THE MONEY.

IT’S CHINATOWN, JAKE.

And don’t you DARE try and come at me later when all this shit goes to fuck, and all the rental houses are fucking gone, and Adam Sandler and all the Saturday Night Live goofballs riding his coattails move back the fuck to the east coast so they can trick all the dumb motherfuckers over there

This is the most bullshit, cockamamie, boondoggled, rigged, film flammed election we’ve ever been screwed out of as a free voting American populace. In short, YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIME!!!

I think it’s very important to acknowledge the reality that THIS CANDIDACY was ACTIVELY SUPPRESSED by the VERY DOUCHEBAGS who stand to gain from free private jet flights and free Champagne courtesy of Disney, WHICH MEANS ACTUALLY COURTESY OF YOU, THE TAXPAYER!!!

My dumbass opponents (who couldn’t even put two words together) much like the foolish and easily outmaneuvered @realDonaldTrump, who saw fit to endorse that hackneyed lox @SteveHiltonx while throwing the rest of us under the bus with that nasty “truth” “””social””” post he did at the last minute as usual (not a great producer)

I’d like to thank @THR @Variety @deadline, and most of all @TMZ and @HarveyLevinTMZ for being the most useless entertainment rags this world has ever seen. Learn to talk about movies instead of gossip, lies, bullshit, cocks, and balls, and the occasional pussy, you dicks.

And as for you, @CNN you let your guys jerk off on the air, but not me???!

@MSNOWNews well I hope you’re happy- you have officially completely suppressed a “beautiful butterfly” who just wanted to make movies great. Instead of something predictable, nauseating, and a thousand robots flying out of the sky for you act III - NO ONE MAKES UP A BETTER STORY THAN YOU

I guess you all just want to pay twice for sequels and reboots from now on. NEXT TIME, GET SOME FUCKING TASTE!!! LIBERATE CINEMA!!!!

This election is by far the scummiest thing I’ve ever seen Hollywood do, AND THAT’S SAYING A HELL OF A LOT

RIGGED BULLSHIT FAKE ELECTION, THE SCAM OF WHICH WAS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY DISNEY AND NETFLIX WITH YOUR GODDAMN TAX MONEY!!!

@thrillchaserig At least I don’t scald everyone with mashed potatoes. youtu.be/CdqoNKCCt7A?si…

@SamSandak You’re literally getting less votes than those two candidates lmao. Seriously, it’s pretty impressive to be in 58th place.

The media totally silenced all the real candidates (like me) so that they could goof around with the likes of Barack D. Obama Shaw (wow, hilarious!) and Livingforgod Andcountry Dumot (total fucking lunatic) because they’re nothing but a bunch of obvious hacks who can only relate to the CHUCKLEFUCKS in this bullshit election! LIBERATE CINEMA!