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@SamTraynor3

bruh I don’t know

Sumali Eylül 2015
423 Sinusundan60 Mga Tagasunod
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🦂@sloungerie·
“with all the coke in the world, why is your nose in my business” wise words from my 50 year old gay coworker
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soup🍓@thrluv·
telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist
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ravens
ravens@_R4V3N5_·
is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers
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Jesse Case
Jesse Case@jessecase·
I met a friend for coffee and he was trying out a bucket hat phase. No warning text, no heads-up. Just unsolicited bucket hat. Brutal.
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FEAR GOD
FEAR GOD@FEARGODMINDSET·
FEAR GOD tweet media
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saliva plath
saliva plath@cryptofeminism·
Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True
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Doinkadect Klomberbatch
Doinkadect Klomberbatch@Doinkadect·
Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time
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greg@gurreggg·
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#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart
#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart@prettycritical·
losing my mind at this IG ad i got for what is clearly a reusable coke bag??????
#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart tweet media#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart tweet media#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart tweet media#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart tweet media
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