Sam

What counts as crazy?

@moedollll I want my coworkers to ask me why I’m so sleep deprived and not be able to tell them how my girl controls every aspect of my life (I’m only allowed to sleep on her schedule).

do guys actually like crazy girls tho

@moedollll I want mine scratched so hard they turn red. Like a colouring book but the lines are stretch marks and the markers are her claws.

stretch marks from getting big and buff 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

@_daisyluv Hm is it?

someone buy my flight to vancouver and i will go to dinner with you 🤍

What I need is a gf with the same ADHD-fuelled perpetual horniness that’s never satiated and makes us do kinkier shit just to get the same dopamine hit but it’s never enough so we’re still frustrated. Also liking spicy hotpot is a plus.

@eggoslug I get it but also asses already come in halves 🍑

if a man asks you to split the bill on a first date that he asked you out on split his ass in half

@whoami9827 @moedollll She forgot to include that the bf serves a 2 in 1 purpose as an ashtray too.

@moedollll You can't finish them yourself? A little nicotine gives a nice rush though...

when will i get a bf that'll finish my cigarette for me

@moedollll I’m like right in the middle of A and B, working towards D lol.

D and then watch him bulk and get to B 😣😣😣😣

tummy ?!

@simpforxbella Man we literally all have the same gym socks now.

1 or 2?

@kiyomoee Your posts are a roller coaster

maybe i'm just a pervert

@findomangelari Vancouver >>>> TO

cringe moment but i love my city🇨🇦

@Full0fFantasies More like they liked it so they took it, and god couldn’t do shit about it as usual lol.

@AlexDuncanTX God gave it to the gays. Checkmate, homophobes.

The rainbow belongs to God, not gays.

@qyuanfen Sounds like you have four good reasons to buy it. I’ve never met anyone who regrets buying a switch.

@Sam_H_YVR2 i was thinking of getting it for that And tomodachi life island And then i also thought of mario party

should i get a nintendo switch

@SPOILGXD @Spoil_Lia Please tell me you don’t actually believe she’s pregnant? She’s already admitted it was marketing ploy and took off the fake belly. Do you just believe every single thing you see on the internet?

@Spoil_Lia Unfortunately she is. Shes having like 400 men pee in her to celebrate its a boy and i hope socials get involved bc wtf

bonnie blue went absolutely bonkers. it was fun watching all these stunts, but what she’s doing now is absolutely obnoxious and I’m truly sad for her future kid. I hope she won’t ever use her baby for the marketing ploy again anymore

could be us <3

@cry444kiyo Lucky sub 😔

dommes pls help me make a list of things to do at a cash meet

@GescianeL88 Where?

谁在温哥华陪我吃个饭吧！ #温哥华

@etherealkura Alternatively, ask them one the following questions: 1) Did the Game Boy Color or Game Boy Advance have a coloured display? 2) Why is 92 half of 99? 3) Which is stronger: a) A diamond b) Nokia 3310

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