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@Diemezethacynic @TgCafe @gurl_lambo She said crayfish is carbohydrate😁😁

@TgCafe @gurl_lambo Plantain sef na protein?

"My children told me that they are craving for fried chicken and intercontinental stew, then I quickly ran to go and meet my king to collect money and prepare it for them but my husband told me that he only has 1000 naira in his account...."

@Kecyy Haa, people Dey ooo, I was thinking he was gonna give you a free ride.. people Dey sha, Tueeh

One of the most painful experience I have ever felt was when I went to Abuja last month I requested uber from my apartment to get food. Trip cost was 2500 naira. Uber guy arrived and decided to branch filling station to buy fuel before heading to destination… He asked for 5k fuel and I was quite surprised he asked for a fuel that small considering his tank was empty empty. I asked him why so and he said country is hard and he was struggling. So I asked the fuel guys to fill up his tank which cost approx 70k. In addition to that I also gave him 50k as a gift. He told me I should always feel free to contact him if I ever need a ride and I asked if he was free next day cos my flight was for 7am. He said sure. Next day he picked me up and dropped me off and to my greatest suprise man asked me to pay double the fare to airport because ‘he picked me up early’ My life flashed twice. I couldn’t believe what I heard. Humans are ungrateful and tbh everyday I am reminded that the major reason some people are far from their blessings is simply because they are unwilling to make sacrifices or just simply pain greedy. Till today I still have that flashback and I get angry over again when I remember it. Not exactly angry because of the money given because I mean I did so with zero expectation and will do so again and again but because it hurts soo much that said young man just lost a beautiful opportunity to know me better and probably get an opportunity to work with me beyond that day. GREED sealed his fate It is well.

Dear GOD, I NEED A BIG WIN

@Adeba6Adebayo 😁😁

Why pay to the landlord 🤦‍♂️

@Tunnykvng Net will cut back 100X

I ask myself “what would Neto do?”

@Wizarab10 The guy was on 50k per week in Liverpool and the club can’t even upgrade his pay, too bad, they lost a gem

All Luiz Diaz asked for was more money. Liverpool chose to sell him for cheap. You lost Jota and sold Diaz. How stupid can you be?

@crypt_hustler @_AsiwajuLerry 🤣🤣🤣

@_AsiwajuLerry Don Jazzy be like: "Person weh Rema guide pass" 😂

That Don Jazzy reaction is so fake, be like balance wey he dey see whenever him account dun red 😭😭

@JDandoo67587 @afrisagacity Who cares

@afrisagacity I can't stand Nigerian broken ugly English, Its an abuse of English language.

Nigerian narrates his traumatizing experience with a 53-year old German woman in Germany. Wait, is this what y’all who date these old Oyinbo women pass through?😭✍️

@Dprecious55 @CHULLY1010 That guy was suppose to be rapper😁

@CHULLY1010 Agbalagba Oni ro. O wa si nu yara mi wa wo raw, Iwo to mu e ti ro.

Dem do use Olosho bribe Grandpa 😂😂

@Agbero_pen @Benking443 Calm down bro, no too squeeze their neck😁😁

@Benking443 After all their bbls una go still marry nyash less successful women! The pain they feel is real! They now realizing how useless their BBLs are when it’s comes to men picking who to marry! Useless bunch of entitled smelly ass women!

So some Nigerian women are crashing out and insulting themselves cos actor Jide kene married the woman he married, a Nigerian American medical doctor. Cos he didn't marry a whore looking Nigerian celebrity or what?

@_BarnyO 🤣

Wait for it😂😭😩

@_BarnyO 😁🤣🤣

@UnkleAyo 🤣🤣🤣

If you're not Yoruba or if you don't understand Yoruba, you'll not understand how insanely funny this is. 😭 I've not laughed till belly aches like this, in a long time. 😂

@guzu_p Nonsense talk

Bro spoke fact 🔥

@EleshoOlamide @jon_d_doe By then she will face it alone, Life does not have a Manual😁😁 I pray she doesn’t learn the hardway

@jon_d_doe When she becomes 28-30 and unmarried, she will face the same problem. But while she’s facing it, nobody should pity her and defend her. Thanks

She's 24, and he's 36.

@Wizarab10 Sir Epon, what is this?🤣🤣🤣

Inside her

@cfc_boga @CFC_OBED The only reason they are keeping him is because they don’t want to look clueless🤣

@CFC_OBED Lol haven’t you seen the media briefing this morning that Chelsea will still keep Rosenior even if we don’t make the champions league ?

Chelsea fans , hear me out

@big_sam_033 @Teeniiola This man🤣🤣

@Teeniiola This man us struggling in this marriage, release him now

A woman calls out her husband for not paying attention to his appearance. He says he doesn’t care about what people say on how he dresses, but she strongly disagrees. 🚶‍♂️

@BigsamFG @IfeoluwaAyodej4 @DurkioWiz The guy just copy and paste no edit😁

@IfeoluwaAyodej4 @DurkioWiz Delete it now now 😂😂

This man deh spray 100$ notes for wedding, the man deh wan come drop 50k naira hide him money back 😭😭😭

@Invaluablemoi I can’t wash any food directly from the sink and my sink is alwasy neat

If I come visiting you and see you washing your meat or pepper directly in the kitchen sink like this without using a cooking bowl, I don't care how many times you washed that sink before doing that, I'm never gonna eat from you.