Samwise

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Samwise

@SamuelKetcham

Music Enthusiast...listen to my music... https://t.co/pkqeC53ySx

Minnesota Sumali Ağustos 2011

190 Sinusundan158 Mga Tagasunod

Samwise@SamuelKetcham·24 Eki

@medarystaley What about 50 first dates? Drew Barrymore AND Adam Sandler, in Hawaii? Love story? #yes Brain damage? #yes Happy Ending? #yes

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·7 Eki

I just wanna be the guy who makes the music for melodramatic buzzfeed videos. With the caption "powerful" or "brave."

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·5 Eki

There should be an app that's the back of different shampoo bottles so kids can know what it was like to drop a deuce before social media

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·19 Tem

@medarystaley You should. Let me know how it is.

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·12 Haz

Just saw a man masturbate, while riding his bike, on a side walk in uptown #wasnttryingtolook #hefinished #alloverhisframe

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·15 Şub

@realDonaldTrump you're pathetic

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Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt·30 Oca

Study the world! Talk to books! Smell a college! Eat the sky! twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

There is nothing nice about searching for terrorists before they can enter our country. This was a big part of my campaign. Study the world!

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adrienne mullaney@adriennebalboa·31 Ara

MY SISTER GOT HER PHONE TAKEN AWAY BC SHE GOOGLED PICTURES OF SHREK NAKED AND TRIED TO FRAME ME

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Al Franken@alfranken·23 Ara

This is a direct departure from decades of bipartisan efforts to reduce the role of nuclear weapons in our national security policy. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

The United States must greatly strengthen and expand its nuclear capability until such time as the world comes to its senses regarding nukes

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·17 Eki

This is album I wrote over the summer. Sal Paradise - Lowest Form of Life (DEMO) soundcloud.com/user-948217216…

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·17 Şub

The things I'd do to be indoor sunglasses guy...

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·30 Oca

Been really into Poke wars on FB lately. So that's what's new with me!

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·29 Oca

Cheesecake or gym?

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·11 Oca

To whomever dried and folded my laundry. God bless ya

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·11 Oca

RIP Bowie. Such an artist and an influence.

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·5 Oca

I wouldn't even care if Robert Downey Jr. was an asshole to me. I really wouldn't.

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·29 Ara

Wouldn't a restaurant with various types of meatballs and sauces be a bitchin business investment? If I had the money...

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·29 Ara

FUCK hard butter

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Samwise@SamuelKetcham·23 Ara

@MadelineSophia_ @Alton_L @abbyrohan_ @DaActualMetz I take the blame

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