Colonel Sandors

@theliamnissan All the very best, mate

Nissan Al Gaib! (Screenshot this shit because it's my very last Twitter post)

@MysterySolvents He’s so drunk now that he just doesn’t give a shit anymore

Kash Patel is so drunk and paranoid right now….

@MysterySolvents XXXL butt plugs

What does this catalog sell?

@jfporterjrlg @TheRickWilson You are boring 🥱

@SandorsColonel @TheRickWilson You think a moron can exceed expectations? Hahahahahahahahahahahahshshshshshshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I can't believe how badly this lawsuit is going to backfire on Kash and the Trump Administration. It will be spectacular.

@jfporterjrlg @TheRickWilson I’m delighted to exceed expectations, James.

@SandorsColonel @TheRickWilson Exactly how a moron would respond!

@jfporterjrlg @TheRickWilson You finally found yourself? I salute your journey of self-discovery 👏

@SandorsColonel @TheRickWilson Found another moron

@LindseyGrahamSC You only care about your ladybugs being tickled

I’m proud to be a conservative that fights for the causes South Carolina Republicans care about. My opponents can’t say the same.

@RioTFromDa773 @TheRickWilson

@SandorsColonel @TheRickWilson 😤🤬🗣👀🫵🏿🤷🏿‍♂️ #TDS #triggered #intolerantleftists #Democrats #liberallies #falsenarratives #fakenews

What? When he dies? Yes, you’re correct.

@RioTFromDa773 @TheRickWilson But did he nuke it? 🤔 must’ve missed the news report. Oh but wait, it’s fake news, right? Right?

@SandorsColonel @TheRickWilson Y0U Ieftists have TDS, so Y0U diss him and caII him stoopid. 😤🤬🗣👀 Other presidents kicked the can down the road, but Trump had the baIIs to nuke it. 🥜🤷🏿‍♂️ #TDS #triggered #intolerantleftists #Democrats #liberallies #falsenarratives #fakenews

@RioTFromDa773 @TheRickWilson Disgusting and evil, isn’t it?

@TheRickWilson Wishin d£ath on a person is disgustin and eviI. Y0U w!cked Ieftists are some heIIish and corruptibIe peopIe. 🔥👿👀🫵🏿🤷🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️ #TDS #triggered #intolerantleftists #Democrats #liberallies #falsenarratives #fakenews

@TheRickWilson It’s TACO Tuesday tomorrow

You haven’t won shit lately.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 He was walking in the woods, stumbled and happened to fall directly with his mouth open on a protruding raccoon dick. What an amazingly fortuitous coincidence

Few people know this, but RFK Jr. talks like that because he got a raccoon dick caught in his throat in the late 1990s.

@Lcars24 @LightEmUp24 @capitol2018 @seeco65 @SandyHi2244 @ConnieButkovich @ibeam23 @deb2227 @sykrn86 @AttorneyBuckley @RPChattanooga @ladybluevote @BarbaraScott25 @mredsecker11630 @SpartanRob75 @feebs1960 Thanks everyone

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@MysterySolvents All that Jizz Anything Goes A Chorus Swine Jesus Christ Superdad

What is the name of this musical?

@MysterySolvents Stanqueray Moobs

If Kash Patel were a cocktail, what would it be called?

@MysterySolvents Lady G’s large loads

What is Kash Patel praying for?

BREAKING: AI Jesus loves kicking Trump’s ass.

@atrupar @mrbigg450 He definitely follows through

Stephen Miller: "President Trump is a man who doesn't bluff. He is a man who follows through on what he says." (8 days ago Trump vowed to end Iranian civilization ... )

@RpsAgainstTrump Handjob queen has something to say. How cute.

Rep. Lauren Boebert on Eric Swalwell and Tony Gonzales: “I’m glad that both of these creeps are out of Washington, DC., and I’m sure there are many more that haven’t been named yet”