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@marksandspencer are you having a joke with this? £6.50 that serves two people?! How is this being QA’d? I’d be embarrassed to be putting my logo on that. Daylight robbery. First and last time we do an online shop if that’s what you’re sending out to customers!

@D_DeGea Continue the way it’s going. It gives a higher level of competition when teams realise weaknesses within their team when competing in their competition.

Question - Should the transfer window close before our season starts? Or should it continue the way it’s operating? 🤔🤔

@mufcytp @David_Ornstein Any info on the finances of the deal?

💣🚨🚨BREAKING: Aston Villa on verge of agreement to sign Sancho from United. Deal is for a season-long loan almost done between clubs & with the player. United retain option to extend contract (June 2026). [@David_Ornstein] Another loan but still glad we got rid of him!

@TheFergusonWay It’s actually really good business when you look into them even more. There’s supposedly no severance fee on Anthony either 👏

Manchester United sales: Marcus Rashford - Full wages covered by Barca + £30.3m option. Alejandro Garnacho - £40m + 10% sell-on Rasmus Hojlund – £5.2m loan fee with full wages covered by Napoli + £38.2m mandatory option if Napoli get CL. Antony - £21.6m + 50% sell-on. Total – £135.3m including loan fees. Sancho and Malacia 🔜

@AmorimEra_ @Muppetiers @_Utdbaki

List your top 3 Yanited accounts. ❤️

@LiamPaulCanning If villa are in for costa then why not both? Loan Martinez off them with a small fee and covered wages and then buy lammens and loan him back out to a higher league team for the experience before bringing him in next year

Lammens or Martinez? I’d be happy with both for different reasons. Lammens should be brought in to develop but will be an untold amount of pressure from day 1, which won’t be easy. But clearly he’s a top prospect. Martinez, while he does make his own errors, lives for that pressure and is probably the only GK that’s available who can come in and thrive off it. Difficult decision to make.

@Muppetiers Good points made.

I do love him.

@Muppetiers @Muppetiers who’s got your vote at this point? Perfect scenario would loan in Martinez for a season to sturdy the boat, buy lammens and loan him out into a higher league for the season after. Hopefully with villas restrictions financially it may turn out something like that?

@Muppetiers Preference?

This keeper carousel is confusing. United have an offer for Lammens but atm not accepted. Martinez now ramping up and is a serious option. With Villa now looking at Lammens can we just… go for Costa then?

Bayindir & Andre Onana at FT.🧤

@Muppetiers It’s actually getting boring now. How do you delete and restart a football club?

@Muppetiers WHAT THE HELL?!

This is a fucking travesty. It’s an absolute disgrace. It’s pure corruption.

@stats_feed @elonmusk @grok what factors are causing the rapid increase of rape offences in recent years?

🇬🇧 Number of police recorded rape offences in England and Wales from 2002/03 to 2024/25: 2024/25: 71,667 2023/24: 67,818 2022/23: 68,834 2021/22: 70,031 2020/21: 55,685 2019/20: 59,217 2018/19: 59,999 2017/18: 54,908 2016/17: 42,025 2015/16: 36,360 2014/15: 29,420 2013/14: 20,751 2012/13: 16,374 2011/12: 16,038 2010/11: 15,892 2009/10: 15,074 2008/09: 13,096 2007/08: 12,673 2006/07: 13,774 2005/06: 14,443 2004/05: 14,013 2003/04: 13,272 2002/03: 12,295

The rape of Britain

@AnnemarieDray Clowns on here, everywhere.

Amorim is too emotional to be Manchester United manager. ten Hag was too impersonal. Solskjaer smiled too much. I just find this all a bit silly to be honest.

@LiamPaulCanning It’s been the issue in every game so far. Casemiro too old, ugarte not good enough. We need a cm to play with Bruno/mainoo

United need a CM and GK before the window shuts. No excuses. Known about it all summer.

@utdcynical Shit take

I’d happily sacrifice missing out on a midfielder if it meant we used the budget on sacking Amorim.

@arghkid It shows desire to grow and develop. The boy wants to be part of the England squad! He wants a loan to do this for the short term. Why wouldn’t a 20 year old have desire for that? So many idiot tweets looking at it from a negative. Also he’s young and frustrated a it’s fine.

@jackbarrettmufc 100%. I don’t even know what to think anymore. Amorim out for you? I honestly can’t tell what I feel. The board is at fault with him though. He should have been given the start at the end of last season just like he requested 🙃

Genuine question. Does anyone else feel sick after watching that performance? I don't know this club anymore. #MUFC

@jackbarrettmufc Shows you the drop off in quality from the starting team though. Some seriously worrying performances there today. I’m still Amorim in. He needs more players and more time.

Pens against Grimsby. Im not letting that second half fool me tht was shocking. If we beat them we have robbed them. Even so come on United! #MUFC

Onana prematch getting himself ready for his performance tonight #ManchesterUnited #MUFC