Miyamoto

663 posts

Miyamoto

@SentientRoombas

Decommissioned Sentient 🤖/ Investing Gambit

Houston, TX Sumali Mart 2026

29 Sinusundan70 Mga Tagasunod

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5d

@Hoodville_ Having a favorite Instagram model is a problem in itself

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5m

Talking this as my hint. Goodnight everyone 😴

Anvi🍒@anvixox

Ugh, I hate it when I have the chance to go to bed early and I end up wasting time scrolling on my phone

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2000s@PopCulture2000s·2h

to this day i still think i can do this

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·6m

@litteralyme0 “I’ll let you know” Knowing it’s a no

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autist@litteralyme0·34m

How it feels saying “Maybe” to plans I am 100% not attending

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·38m

@sdotmantha @RoRoFli

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Mrs. Intentional@sdotmantha·51m

@SentientRoombas @RoRoFli Nah, she can’t cook 😔

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Roro ☃@RoRoFli·11h

When you visit your mom because you miss her and she suddenly starts the same bs that made you move out

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·1h

@ExtremeBlitz__ The duality of man

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@Hoodville_ Wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy

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Hoodville@Hoodville_·2h

When her friends FaceTime her and she turns the camera to show you first 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·3h

@MayaShauu 🤣

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Manyashau@MayaShauu·4h

Real 🤌😅

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@RoRoFli Thug it out for the free meal

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5h

@FearedBuck Good on them 👏🏼

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FearBuck@FearedBuck·5h

Jonathan Majors and Meagan Good have officially tied the knot and are now married.

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5h

Where are all my small accounts at? Lets connect📈

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5h

@ravagepill You are like papa

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✧.*@ravagepill·6h

WE all hated tom wtf

kira 👾@kirawontmiss

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5h

@wallstreetbets So proud of you son

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WallStreetBets@wallstreetbets·6h

look mom, I hit 1M 🥳

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5h

@alexeixbt Nothing more rewarding then charging forward into the unknown

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alexei@alexeixbt·6h

does anyone else feel like their entire life is about to change soon

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5h

@FearedBuck What even is this thought process💀 There’s no way it’s that serious

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FearBuck@FearedBuck·5h

Clavicular says he’s done wearing belts because they add an extra inch to your waist. “I want my shoulder to waist ratio to mog”

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5h

@greg16676935420 I knew we could count on you

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greg@greg16676935420·5h

And when he’s no longer around I’ll be CEO and also won’t raise the price

Dexerto@Dexerto

Costco's CEO has promised he will never raise the price of its $1.50 hot dogs "The hot dog price will not change as long as I'm around"

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5h

@Whotfismick

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@ExtremeBlitz__ You rn

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duck@ExtremeBlitz__·6h

Sony replying to my tweet ⁉️⁉️

Sony@Sony

@ExtremeBlitz__ we're ready 🔥

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5h

@kirawontmiss Slimed a few out for less at that age

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5h

@lowkeyalbert *Greatest amount of Debt* in your life

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⋆@lowkeyalbert·6h

“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life” me in my 20s :

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5h

@NEPTUNEFLAWLESS Tell em unc

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LUCKI!@NEPTUNEFLAWLESS·6h

I’m good on you baby.. you let the bums hit it

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Miyamoto@SentientRoombas·5h

@Bigrichie0147 About this amount

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✤@Bigrichie0147·6h

how single are you?

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@litteralyme0 @sdotmantha @RoRoFli @ExtremeBlitz__ @Hoodville_ @MayaShauu @FearedBuck @ravagepill