Dexter Goad

I make reaction videos and (occasional) video essays on TV show and movie trends over here: youtube.com/channel/UCHEb2…

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Fuck this.

You can confirm what he TOLD your ass.

god watching you steal welfare money

Looks like I overestimated the American people. This election isn’t over, but this should have been the biggest electoral landslide in history. It’s like people are actively voting for America to fail.

2024 your election pants 🤝 me wondering how it's this tight

Doctor gonna sprinkle yo toes into the trash like salt bae

No weed, no abortions, yall boys living like 1866 down there

Do y'all watch the results come or do you go to bed around now and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Cyber Command needs to fuck Russia up. It shouldn’t matter who you are voting for, this is unacceptable.

The god who sacrificed his only begotten son for our sins? The one who looked out for the poor? Booooy GTFOH

Stop scrolling, take a deep breath, and use the next few minutes to escape to a place where the air is sweet. 💛💚

I'm either popping champagne tonight or I'm smoking a crack pipe. No in between

If we went down to hell and pulled Ronald Reagan up for a few hours and told him that RUSSIA WAS CALLING IN BOMB THREATS TO A UNITED STATES POLLING PLACE He would be fumbling around for them codes buddy.

Please put me on hold so long that it’s a surprise who I’m calling.

Melania look like me at a professional event pretending the edible don’t have me FLOATING.

1. Is there any evidence this is actually happening? 2. Can we talk about how fucking weird it is that the entire MAGA movement is terrified of women?

I heard podcasts are great way to pass the time standing in line.

Not having a child in my 20s might be the best decision I ever made in my life