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Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main

Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main

@ShampooCell

I love synth. (any pronouns)

Louisville, KY Sumali Nisan 2008
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cat: licks her vagina cat: looks skyward, one leg in the air, remembering advice once given to her by a monk cat: continues licking vagina
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chaotic memes
chaotic memes@memechaotic·
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DARLENE MITCHELL
DARLENE MITCHELL@itsdarlenebtw·
You know what.. it’s been way too long since I’ve been in a lazy river. Bitch I love a lazy river!
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Conspiratorial Templates
Every headline now is something like: China powers office building with spoonful of baker's yeast; America's new AI surgeon general says hot dogs count as vegetables
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Gay Gay Hunsecker
Gay Gay Hunsecker@stockpiledclay·
I knew that I was gay when I heard David Guetta’s “Where Them Girls At” and realized that I didn’t really care where they were
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Christopher
Christopher@molochofficial·
there’s s Burger King in East Providence, RI, that is staffed exclusively by a group of alt-goth twinks whom I suspect are all dating each other and it is the cleanest and most well-run BK franchise in the country
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𝟮𝟭.🛸
𝟮𝟭.🛸@Big_tagg·
nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume you've seen
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positive peter
positive peter@w0rldmap·
Chappell Roan isn’t real, it’s a modern baba yaga myth meant to scare misbehaving children. Brush your teeth or Chappell will get you
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wicked wigger of the west
wicked wigger of the west@Nick_Cerveza·
(drinking one beer and speaking sternly) there are certain fabrics I Do not like
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jz2
jz2@mixedgrass666·
Cranking hog or hogly cranking
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Toniemcee
Toniemcee@toniemcee·
Mi sueño más tranquilo cuando tengo algo importante que hacer al día siguiente:
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