Shayne Hawke

@Egocider please don't kill yourself. Think of the bird

one time I was so hungover and felt so shit I downloaded one of those self-care pet apps but I lost interest in it pretty quickly cause it only asked me to brush my teeth and drink water and now this fucking bird is texting me shit like "I miss you I hope you're ok"

i want to get my ass kicked in a walmart parking lot

Happy April Fools to those who celebrate it <3

We turned Oblivion into a Sitcom! 🧙‍♂️ (full video link in replies)

@Strippin Oh this looks atrocious...

@breebunn @WebHead920 oh no

@WebHead920 remake!

first time resident evil 3 tomorrow on stream btw

D'rask @ShayneHawke #worldofio #pipedreamers #dnd #homebrew #5e

@DoeTheBro1 HOLY SHIT!!! This just made my whole week!!

@breebunn Took my like 50 hours to properly beat the game, so have fun >:]

casually booted up blue prince for the first time today on stream thinking i'd play an hour or two... 8 hours later....................holy fuck. holy fuck. what did they put in this game

@MajinPhil WHAT?! This is gonna make OotMM insane!

someone named Aegiker posted a video 3 hours ago showcasing all the Majora’s Mask transformation masks being used in Ocarina of Time. The Dream. 2026 gonna be a good year youtu.be/8W48yqaaP7M

I want to do voice work in games in 2026, so if anyone works for any game companies that might like the many stupid voices I do, hmu. Putting together a reel soon, but generally I do voices for a living with my shows, so it feels like a good time to put more effort into it.

@_awuwu How the fuck?????

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@MasaeAnela @BrettUltimus AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH So happy for you two!!!!!

So.... This trip turned out a little special :) 💍❤️ @BrettUltimus

@furnacewoods You've always been a QUEEN! Slay! 💅

I’ve lost 40 pounds since June and men online are still calling me fat 💅✨ nasty comments used to fuel my self loathing, but I was hot before and I’m hot now. I have a cool job that I’m great at. I have an awesome fiancé that loves me. Only miserable losers tear others down

The highlights of my first day on the Oddlaws RP server is up on YouTube for anyone that missed it! 😛 youtu.be/IsPAq7BJuPQ?si…

@Egocider I would wear these every day for the rest of my life omg

fit that makes you fucking insane and evil gamersupps.gg/collections/ju…

Going live with the first stream NOW!! twitch.tv/shaynehawke twitch.tv/shaynehawke twitch.tv/shaynehawke

I'm doing something absolutely insane and stupid this month. I've randomized 10 different games amongst eachother, and I will spend the rest of the month trying to beat every single one together!

@_awuwu I'm gonna be playing NON-STOP

As promised, here are my brand new rates (also available to view on my website) Once again I know this will make me a little less accessible to hire, but for those who do continue to hire me, I will do my best to deliver the best product I can manage! sixteeninmono.com