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🌏 Sumali Kasım 2024
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A gorilla got into an argument with his mate. She kicked him out. He sat alone. Chin on fist. Staring into the void. The internet said "same bro." 🦍 A 🧵 on KIYOMASA....
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7: KIYOMASA is almost at $1M mc. Not because of utility. Not because of VCs. Because a gorilla sat in a philosopher pose after a relationship argument and the entire internet said "I feel that." Sometimes the most human stories aren't human at all.😌 🧵.✍️
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A gorilla got into an argument with his mate. She kicked him out. He sat alone. Chin on fist. Staring into the void. The internet said "same bro." 🦍 A 🧵 on KIYOMASA....
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6: Gorillas share 98% DNA with humans. Scientists confirmed it. Which means when Kiyomasa sits alone after getting kicked out, he's not just a gorilla having a bad day. He's all of us. Every single one of us. 🦍
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5: The community dev was posting zoo updates in real time. Not hype. Not price targets. Just "Kiyomasa is still sitting there." "He moved to the corner now." "He's eating a tomato slowly." That's not marketing. That's a soap opera. And CT was glued. 😂
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4: The internet didn't laugh at him. They related to him. Because everyone has had that moment. Sitting alone after things went wrong. Staring at nothing. Asking yourself how you got here. Kiyomasa just happened to do it on camera. 🥲
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3: Then, one day his mate had enough. Kicked him out of the enclosure. And Kiyomasa just sat there. Chin on fist. Eyes distant. Rethinking every life choice he ever made. RT covered it live. The video went viral worldwide. 😂
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2: His name is Kiyomasa. Son of Shabani, the most handsome gorilla in Japan. A literal celebrity dad. Famous for his looks, his responsible fatherhood, his charisma. And Kiyomasa grew up in his shadow. The underdog son of a legend. 🦍
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SALESFORCE LAYOFFS 🚨 In February, they laid off ~1,000, stating the Agentforce AI product can replace human support teams Now, Business Insider reports they are cutting on that same Agentforce team CEO Marc Benioff has been one of the most vocal pro-AI voices in tech $CRM
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We have decided to launch Billy on USDC. We've always tried to run him back, but never got the chance. Now, in a market full of volatility, pairing with USDC brings more stability. The team & community have seen the success of Jotchua (and many other coins) running to $6M on USDC, so we're adapting too. Feels like the right time to send an internet classic back to 1B. $Billy.
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11: Will Billy become huge again? Nobody knows. But now you understand why people are watching it. It's a famous Solana dog meme... trying one more run... with a USDC twist. And in crypto, people love a comeback story. 🐶 Are you buying $BILLY ? 🧵.✍️
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10: What's interesting is that Billy isn't trying to be the next big technology project. It's not pretending to change the world. It's basically saying: "Remember Billy? We're bringing him back." And sometimes in crypto, that's enough to get attention.
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9: Now let's talk about the risks. Because there are plenty. ❌ It's still a memecoin ❌ No guaranteed utility ❌ Most launches fail ❌ Hype can disappear overnight ❌ Many traders are only there for quick profits Never forget that.👀
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8: The bull case is easy to understand: *Recognizable meme *Existing community *Strong history on Solana *USDC pairing *Easy story for new buyers No complicated explanation needed.
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7: So what are buyers betting on? Not utility. Not AI. Not DeFi. Not some revolutionary technology. They're betting on something much simpler: People love Billy. That's the investment thesis.
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6: The team says they got the idea after seeing other USDC-paired coins perform well. One example people keep mentioning is Jotchua. The thinking is: "If it worked there, maybe it can work for Billy too." Simple!
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5: USDC stays around $1. So when people buy Billy with USDC, they can focus on one thing: "Is Billy going up or down?" That's it. Much easier to track.
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4: Why does USDC matter? Imagine you're playing a game. Every minute the money in your pocket changes value. That's basically what happens when trading memecoins against SOL. Sometimes your coin goes up... ...but SOL goes down. Now you're confused. 🫠
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3: Fast forward to 2026. Billy is making a comeback. Not with SOL. With USDC! And that's the whole story people are talking about.
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