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If my momma doesn't care why do I give a fuck what you think 😂

They have f*cking DUCKS in Mexico shirts😭🦆🇲🇽

The Seahawks officially unveiled their Super Bowl LX championship rings:

Communication is the word of the day. Cause no one at my work be communicating and now we are fucked. So fucking COMMUNICATE

🍠 “My 87-year-old neighbor just dropped potato wisdom that saved me $200 this year…” She pulled out a plain cardboard box, sprinkled a handful of baking soda like it was gold dust, and whispered, “This is how we kept potatoes through the whole winter back home — no fridge, no chemicals, no sprouting.” I thought she was joking… until I tried it. Old-world potato preservation hack: 1. Place your potatoes in a cardboard box (breathable = key) 2. Generously dust them with baking soda 3. Tuck the box away in a cool, dark place (closet, pantry, under the bed) 4. Watch them stay firm and sprout-free for months No more mushy potatoes. No more throwing away half the bag. Just simple, forgotten knowledge from a generation that didn’t waste a single thing. Who else is bringing back grandma’s tricks in 2026? Drop a 🥔 if you’re trying this! Save this before your next grocery run. Your wallet (and your potatoes) will thank you. ❤️

A perfect example of why Japanese theater feels dreamlike.

Throw a banana in the middle too 😮‍💨

I just know her agent / PR team HATE her. First she’s damn near naked in front of kids for SpongeBob and now this 😭

@Fulfilloluwa EXACTLY. Her villain arc story was trash. Made zero sense. Just a whole bitch honestly. But I knew Solomon was going to come through

@ShortPrincessK The wild part is that none of this would've happened if her husband wasn't a creep in the first place. She's taking revenge on the wrong person.

So I’m watching “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” and this bitch is out to get this woman’s family because her husband was a fucking weirdo and she spoke out about it??? This shit is pissing me off.

Belgian visual artist Carole Louis is the creator of "Through Thousands," a sculpture constructed from thousands of plastic straws. Like fiber optics, basically thousands of tiny “straws” guiding light across huge distances at near-light speed.

Me currently with Desperate Housewives.

Twitter is such a different species/culture it’s absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 I’ll never delete 🤣🤣

That hat flip was ice cold 🥶

That Oldhead who never Grewup/Matured 😂

@DanCleaver8 @Tesla @elonmusk Sounds like a professional company shouldn’t charge twice 🥴

@ShortPrincessK @Tesla @elonmusk You have a Tesla and you worried about not making rent because you got charged twice for something? Sounds like you need to get your priorities straight

So @Tesla charged me twice after getting our tires changed. Now they said it’ll be 3-5 business days to get MY money back. My rent is due in 2 days so now I will be charged an extra $125 for late fee 😭 @elonmusk make this right and send me my money now 😭 cashapp $ShortPrincessK

@Rocky4652 @Tesla @elonmusk Literally a $1000 OVER charge. But everything is paid my boy dont worry your little heart.

@ShortPrincessK @Tesla @elonmusk Fuck .. what u doing owning a Tesla when u can’t even afford rent?? Bitch get your priorities straight

@Exceptile @Tesla @elonmusk Literally nothing better to do with their lives. Bashing me while I’m at work laughing at them 🤣 like go get a life lol sorry I have real people issues.

@ShortPrincessK @Tesla @elonmusk The people that keep going over the fact that they charged you an extra 1K instead they bash you for owning a Tesla and not wanting to be surcharged for late fees….. these are the people we live with in this fuck ass planet, people that have nothing better to do but talk Sht.

The minions are out today 🤣

@MissinHerDaddy @Tesla @elonmusk Literally. But it’s the internet 🤣

@ShortPrincessK @Tesla @elonmusk I guess getting charged twice went over everyone’s head. Hope you get your money quicker!

@nastyJewIndian @Tesla @elonmusk Hate away honey 😘

@ShortPrincessK @Tesla @elonmusk I hate people like this. It’s not our fault your fucking broke. I remember when I worked at dominoes someone got double charged for $12 pizza and started bitchjng he couldn’t make it home cuz he needed gas. Like stfu bro