Austin Shurtleff

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Whoever decided @netflix should host the Tyson vs Paul match should be fired. Their servers clearly can’t handle the traffic.

You want to get rich and successful? Know that people who were once your friends now envy you, people once ahead of you now root against you, people who don't know you wish you'd fail. That is the price of winning.

Most people misunderstand how to actually “make money.” You don’t need to be lucky, invent the next life changing phenomenon. Just be the person that people call to solve problems.

I will be giving away 100,000 dollars to somebody from my email list on Christmas day. Rules. 1) You must be signed up to my email list to win, I will randomly select an email address and email the winner on Xmas day. Sign up for free on cobratate.com/newsletter. 2) You must retweet this tweet. If you are selected, and you didnt retweet, I will choose someone else. Top G. The G stands for Generous. GOOD LUCK!

@cryptodan19 🔥🔥🔥

I've been in Crypto since 2017 and automated my 7 Figure Investment Process to 20 minutes/day Literally scrapped the entire internet to find this data. You won't see this info anywhere else on Crypto Twitter. Like this tweet and reply '🔥', and I'll DM you the doc for free.

Photo dump from my trip to Maryland and DC back in July. #vacation #family #travel instagram.com/p/CkhPP9GO6Qlw…

My one person online business makes $20k+ per month and I only work 3-4 hours per day. No cold showers No productivity apps No fancy morning routines Here's the 5 step process I use to get shit done and get paid (even if you're the world's laziest person):

Why is today acting like a Monday? 🙄

I already want to take a nap tomorrow

Me: *stands up* My Dog:

Momma always told me be the hardest worker in the room. #idgt instagram.com/p/CPYQsZKFHDF0…

Dream big and work hard. 😎💪🏻💯 #rider #squid #motorcycle instagram.com/p/CPKL6r2lPajo…

A boy and his dog 😎🐶🐾 instagram.com/p/CNyKRVsFA5LH…

Think I just saw a bank robbery in progress. 😳 Multiple police with sirens but no sounds surrounding a bank with assault rifles. Hope everybody is safe. 🚨🚔

Happy Thanksgiving everybody. 🤤😎

Can today be over yet? 🤦🏻‍♂️😑🙄 #done #worksuckstoday

When you call your salesman about extra parts and they say “I guess we’re Robin Hood today.” 😂😂😂 guess it was bogo on control arms. 🤷🏻‍♂️