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all manner of things shall be WELP

Only a fool adjusts his collar and asks for a Truth Social apology when the real world is in flames. simchafisher.com/2026/04/13/i-d…

What’s for supper? Vol. 465: Life with Abby Normal simchafisher.com/2026/04/10/wha…

What’s for supper? Vol. 464: I fell into a burning ring of prosciutto simchafisher.com/2026/03/20/wha…

What’s for supper? Vol. 463: Wiggly eggs and other perverse urges simchafisher.com/2026/03/13/wha…

Fisher Family Mandatory Lent Film Party limps on! Quick reviews of Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison and A Man For All Seasons. simchafisher.com/2026/03/11/fis…

It's not the first time we've gotten a call from school informing us a child has engaged in muttering. Their father is Irish and their mother is Ashkenazi. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, Fishers gotta mutter about who’s gonna die. It’s our patrimony simchafisher.com/2026/03/06/wha…

What’s for supper? Vol. 461: You can certainly try simchafisher.com/2026/02/27/wha…

Sincerity is more important than good taste. It’s great to have both, and often we can; but if we have to choose one or the other, we should choose sincerity every time. Virtue over vibes. simchafisher.com/2026/02/26/cri… My latest for @PillarCatholic

What’s for supper? Vol. 460: It was the shroopiest of times, it was the doopiest of times simchafisher.com/2026/02/20/wha…

I was a little sad thinking about all the yummy Super Bowl food I hadn’t made this year. Then I realized I’m the chief of police, I can do whatever I want. simchafisher.com/2026/02/13/wha…

first I googled if it’s safe to eat lamb that's been in the freezer for uhhhhh really quite a long time. Google said yeah whatever probably, kill all humans lol. So I cooked it, and it was GOOD. simchafisher.com/2026/02/06/wha…

Uh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. simchafisher.com/2026/01/30/wha…

I went in there to tell him I was helpless, thinking he would help. Instead, he just kind of looked at me and said, “I know.” simchafisher.com/2026/01/29/hel…

My brain just stands there, ruminating slowly over little bits of straw, like an elderly cow who has forgotten how to leave the barn. I’m . . . it’s January. We’re fine. simchafisher.com/2026/01/23/wha…

Sometimes we surprise ourselves and behave better than we expect. Sometimes we shame ourselves and act worse.But I look again at that tottering man, poised so perilously between right and wrong, and I see he is staring at the Lord. simchafisher.com/2026/01/20/fre…

Remember this when someonewaxes nostalgic about the past. The past was kinda gross, a lot of work,and JUDGY, whew! I would prob eat Emergency Fish Cakes, though.I just pray I never find out if I have it in me toput on boots and pull the skin off a squirrel simchafisher.com/2026/01/16/wha…

@BishopBarron My friend in Minneapolis said ICE vehicles were circling the Catholic church on Sunday, waiting to pounce on parishioners as they came out. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

As we wrestle in my home state of Minnesota with the fact of deep corruption in the political and economic orders, I want to draw attention to the “social justice” dimension of this problem. Catholic social teaching has a good deal to say about official corruption, insisting that it undermines confidence in our leaders, compromises the integrity of the institutions of government, and subverts the rule of law. But even more importantly, it deeply harms the poor, stealing resources from them, increasing inequality, and blocking essential services such as health and education. And if the widespread fraud in Minnesota is also present in a number of other states, we are dealing with a massive violation of human rights and a heinous attack upon the poor and needy. This should not be a matter of partisan politics. Rather, wherever this corruption exists, it should be fought and those responsible for it brought to justice.

What’s for supper? Vol. 454: This is the account of what we had for supper. simchafisher.com/2026/01/09/wha…

@HeatherMcClain3 Kind of? She wrote either “cake” or “pie” on some of the presents she gave people. It’s a weird tradition that’s just getting more obscure every year

@SimchaFisher But did you play Cake or Pie?

What’s for supper? Vol. 453: Eat Pray Ugh simchafisher.com/2026/01/02/wha…