Dylan Whitney

@96juliaa_ Maybe see a doctor that sounds like something neurological and that could be serious

Kid: “Dad do you have a boogie man.” Dad: “Ya, he’s called FICA and he haunts my paycheck.”

@maxh_f I personally am embarassed I spent all those weeks watching it just to have the last like two episodes answer how he met their mother.

@andreakneecap @fleaflanz d_r_whit@yahoo.com shoot it my way

@jordin_nicole22 Does this mean when I get in trouble I know who to call?

@maxh_f Was was the answer

This impeachment reminds me of when I had a paper due so I pulled an all nighter to get it done before it was too late

@mckcheez This much is true but we have to focus on the positive in these situations. Think of all the memes that have begun and will begin.

@mckcheez There was tear gas they had to take down the man bear

Good luck in 2021 everybody

I hear fireworks but my artwork as a kid definitely slaps harder

@colekeister98 @justrightjules You could’ve waited for the picture...

@justrightjules I think pictures are needed to justify this question 😌

@hannaer21 How did it go?

@robertm3004 @RDullier @lolsjou @brandimartinez_ “Top 15 or so” in relative to what?

I don't understand. $ 600 is it?? In New Zealand we got $600 every week for months until we were all back at work. Our little country can do it and the wealthiest country in the world can't?? WTAF

Quite literally, I have a legal obligation to post this.

Just help a girl out! Spread the news!

My family never really had to worry about money. We always had food, the bills got paid, but today I learned that we don’t have a rug drawer and I felt humbled.