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@zaddy_not_daddy Asking for a code if you have one

@TheSugarVenom My brother is 12 months from 50 but the storm is coming.

@TheSugarVenom Does one just "deserve a human female" after going to three Santa Barbra basketball camps?

@zaddy_not_daddy I mean...what have the Romans ever done for US?!

@zaddy_not_daddy I can see other people's schedules but not what they are specifically scheduled for and I receive meeting invites but nothing is just put directly on my calendar.

@J_Dot_J The only downside is that it is a single use appliance that takes up space in your kitchen but if you have the room it's great and you can make small single serving desserts with it.

@clintw It is girl scout cookie season, so your niece is having trouble making her sales quota and this must be because of the algo and people buying things online which is stifling competition and hurting young entrepreneurs.

@clintw Honestly, watching the TikTok hearing is a pretty great jumping-off point for this. Ask questions about whether the algo is connecting to your home internet and delaying your deliveries from Amazon, etc.

@bromocontendere Dude said he was living in Philly on 45k with no worries and that is a straight up lie.

@fodderyfodder I haven't seen "free on bail pending sentencing" for possession either but here we are...

@J_Dot_J A white dude who rented a uhaul truck and proclaimed it to be an act of manhood is telling hungry children they can't eat because they haven't earned in the mines is really something.

@infinities613 @SailorMoondamus Take your own photos because the LL will inevitably take their own with "damage" in them. They want every dime of the security deposit they've been already collecting interest on for the duration of the lease.

My beautiful boy. I love you.

The best and most perfect boy. Thank you for everything. You saved me and others. You were adored. The world is darker and less beautiful because you are no longer in it. I love you.

@bromocontendere His opinion is what I expect from a dude who pays for Twitter

@Shadesogrey @TheSugarVenom 0 Beef o'Bradys though

@subnomnomnom It's about 4 furlongs which translates to about 2 leagues or 7.1 fathoms if measuring using a standard ohms calculation. Sorry to say it's enough to lift one bushel two cubits in the air and move it forward six hands.

@subnomnomnom I mean the passengers from the Alive plane crash got "to the slopes" too so they aren't wrong