Slothman Jones

@BarstoolBigCat Barcelona has a stock market bar and no shocker it rocks

@BarstoolBigCat The last 2 minutes were insane...the Wizards were fouling him to give him FTs, and the Heat intentionally fouling to save time. Great night no doubt but no way that's a legit 83

Are we respecting Bam’s 83 or calling it Mickey Mouse? 83 is insane no matter how you do it. But I’m open to a #Debate

@PFTCommenter Need the first at Geno in a Jets jersey photoshop

Its coming home

Offhanded "I dont want to get in business with Jared (from Subway)" is why we watch @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat

@BarstoolBigCat @DKSportsbook

Ride one last Football PMT Parlay with the boys @DKSportsbook #DKPartner

@BarstoolBigCat every Super Bowl Sunday

@stoolpresidente @grok has the guy said whether he would've voted for Maye if he didn't vote Herbert?

😂😂😂😂. Imagine thinking you outsmarted every other human who watched football. Only cost Maye the MVP. Luckily we play for Lombardi’s in New England.

@ZforcePicks @DK_Assist Only 2 games vs like 8 NBA games to choose from, plus more people bet NFL than NBA

@DK_Assist If LeBron won 2 from 1 mil payout, how the hell does there players payout so little from a 3m. U guys are such a scam

No one was coming close to that 95 yard return 😮‍💨 Here's what some of the other #KingOfTheEndZone payouts COULD'VE been... Lil’ Jordan Humphrey - $5,254 in Bonus Bets Marvin Mims Jr. - $482 in Bonus Bets Kenneth Walker III - $756 in Bonus Bets Dalton Kincaid - $758 in Bonus Bets Keon Coleman - $470 in Bonus Bets

@BKoepka @PGATOUR Welcome back Blake! This has to be the year for Blake of the Year right?? @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

I want to thank my family and my team for their continued support throughout every step of my professional career. When I was a child, I always dreamed about competing on the @PGATOUR, and I am just as excited today to announce that I am returning to the PGA TOUR. Being closer to home and spending more time with my family makes this opportunity especially meaningful to me. I believe in where the PGA TOUR is headed with new leadership, new investors, and an equity program that gives players a meaningful ownership stake. I also understand there are financial penalties associated with this decision, and I accept those. Finally, I want to thank the fans. Your support means more to me today than ever before, and I look forward to seeing you soon at the Farmers Insurance Open and WM Phoenix Open.

I fucking love House Call. Perfect mix of the boys chopping it up, legitimately good guests, and almost a detective show where the mystery is what they're talking about @Return_Of_RB @Jerrythekid21

@J_Mitchell16 @DKSportsbook Am i still stupid or is that way dumber than all bettors splitting the 3M?

@SlamminSloth @DKSportsbook 3 separate $1 mil pools

CONGRATS TO OUR 3 KINGS OF THE COURT WINNERS 👑 Karl-Anthony Towns and Kawhi Leonard tied for first with 54 PRA. Congrats to the 3,853 bettors who picked one of these players for winning $520 in bonus bets! Jamal Murray came in third with 52 PRA. Congrats to the 393 bettors who picked him for winning $2,545 in bonus bets! Until next time

Thinking about Sunday’s without Phil Rivers

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PMT group chat update

@Philly_Mays Were the other 4 turnovers also fantastic plays by the chargers defenders?

I actually believe that was a fantastic play by the chargers defender but you have to say big stupid pick Guy

@BarstoolBigCat And that the Packers leveled the series to 1-1 in 2025

I think the big story on tomorrow’s PMT is that Hank and PFT paid off their Rushmore bet of frosted tips and spray tan

@stoolpresidente Classic Ohio State scumbag move dropping that walk in TD

OH MY GOD. THAT WAS THE EASIEST TD EVER

@stoolpresidente All eyes on Tampa

Just had 2 red zones with a chance to advance to the 4 o’clock game and got neither.