Tommy 🐝

It’s always “let’s go to Ale house” or “let’s go to buffalo.” How come it’s never “let’s go to Olive Garden and get unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks”?

Love Island is funny as an observer because you have people who legit watch and give commentary but that’s where it ends and it’s just jokes. Then you have people who legit become stans of these people who just wear bikinis and eat avocado toast all day, it’s crazy lol

it's pretty high brow conversation you might not get it x.com/wisepissmage/s…

Triple Domain Expansion 🤞🌌 #FIFAWorldCup

the last text is frying me

@seniawaynee Oh?!

@SleepyTim__ oh….

Finger to your butt, what is your favorite anime.

imaginatuationship

it’s the summer of being overworked and underfucked

@burnerc1ty You right you right, we can’t talk here. Potential prospects around, email me 👀

@SleepyTim__ i don’t kiss and tell, but i do enjoy the implication

All of us on Wednesday 🙂‍↕️

How are u broke if God gave u a throat

I am no longer impressed with the beer cup trends at MLB stadiums. That’s kids play. Nobody does it like Mexicans 🤣❤️

If Gabe joined KC and Corbin at Casa: #LoveIslandUSA

just remembered gabe isn’t here he would’ve went crazy

POV love island USA producers:

It’s impossible to watch Iran play and not feel ashamed of what the US and FIFA have put this squad through.

Was holding the door for a family at work and one of the teens said, “I appreciate you Tommy, you deserve your dick suck.” Funny thing is he’s not wrong, may the universe pay me back in kind 🙂‍↕️

uncovering a big ass box to a tv revealing your men whoring is so insaneeee fjsbdjsbs

Curaçao celebrating their 1 point while Ecuador players are crying. This is the World Cup.